I have, however, found something.
I'm not sure how to describe it. A choreographer, Margo Sappington, set a piece with the Milwaukee Ballet to William Shatner's Has-Been album. I'm not qualified to judge ballet by its own merits, but kind of a neat concept, and not a bad doc.
Also, Has-Been is a pretty decent record. Yeah, it's Shatner being Shatner, but he is aware of his image and willing to fuck with it, always gotta give props for that. Ben Folds, one of my favorite musicians, produces and did a lot of the music, and some guest appearences, Joe Jackson (under-rated), Henry Rollins (minor deity), others.
I give it two-green-skinned alien space babes up!