tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42628229077645378582024-02-07T00:05:25.133-06:00Checking Out Your ShortsRev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.comBlogger388125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-53046277626604217032020-08-03T09:23:00.002-05:002020-08-03T09:23:45.222-05:00Mark III - Of Course I Start With A Rant<font face="arial">Hi!<br /><br />Okay, now that that is done...</font><div><font face="arial"><br /></font></div><div><font face="arial">On another <a href="https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2020/08/blaming-congress-for-failing-to-pass-a-covid-relief-bill-is-carrying-mitch-mcconnells-water" target="_blank">blog</a>, the question was raised:</font></div><div><font face="arial"><br /></font></div><div><span style="color: #2a2e2e;"><font face="arial"><blockquote>I hear you but I'm talking about true believers. Is there some level of moral correctness or some social endpoint that a Republican sees that is so beneficial? Has any social scientist or polling outfit done this? What is their dream state? What's it look like to them?</blockquote><div><br /></div><div>My answer:</div><div><br /></div><div>So, Republicans hit their first goal, theocracy. Abortion is illegal, the gays are executed, the atheists are executed, dug up, and executed again, anyone failing the Stay-Puft test is enslaved, women are enslaved, TurboJesus comes back and whacks the Jews. Yay them.</div></font></span><p style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2a2e2e; line-height: 21px; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px;"><font face="arial">Then a crack appears.</font></p><p style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2a2e2e; line-height: 21px; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px;"><font face="arial">The Southern Baptists and most Independent churches hate the Catholics. Nearly as much as they hate the above groups. Whelp, gotta go. Streets get slippery again.</font></p><p style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2a2e2e; line-height: 21px; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px;"><font face="arial">Episcopalians? Waffling fucks. They were never TRULY on board with the abortion/gay/atheist/POC/women/Jews purge. These puddles are getting deep, and does anyone recommend a good laundry detergent for bloodstains on doubleknit slacks?</font></p><p style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2a2e2e; line-height: 21px; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px;"><font face="arial">Amish, Mennonites, Quakers, all 14 Shakers left? 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses? <s style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 1; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">FUCKERS</s>I mean, they're weird. Move to higher ground, resume operations.</font></p><p style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2a2e2e; line-height: 21px; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px;"><font face="arial">Methodists. A bunch of thugs, pugs, and mugs. Nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers. Hey Most Right Reverend Robertson?! No, not you Pat, Phil, Phil has some upper body strength. My arm is getting tired, can you do axe duty today? Plus I wrenched my back when my foot skidded out from under me on that last swing.</font></p><p style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2a2e2e; line-height: 21px; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px;"><font face="arial">The Non-Denoms. You know, they really don't say Jesus much. It's all Purpose Driven this, Your Best that. We can't take any chances, we're getting so close. No more high ground though, do you think we can find some wellies in the husk of the Anglican church?</font></p><p style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2a2e2e; line-height: 21px; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px;"><font face="arial">PROSPERITY <s style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 1; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">BASTARDS</s>I mean, apostates. Never even once heard them speak in the angelic language humminahummina. Nope. Look, goddamnit-er, gee golly, Benny, I've sharpened this axe so much it's a toothpick. Do you have a pocket knife or a dive bomber?</font></p><span style="color: #2a2e2e;"><div><font face="arial">Okay, okay, good. 50,000 of us, plus, you know, slaves, concubines. Concubine slaves. Great government. Heaven on earth. Of course, Franklin<i style="box-sizing: border-box;"> is</i> getting a bit big for his britches, I'm not sure how godly he is... </font></div></span></div>Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-90467671456722958782018-04-24T21:04:00.001-05:002018-04-24T21:04:48.348-05:00Not Sure If I Should Feel Guilty About The LaughterGuten Tag.<br />
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So, I occasionally work with someone who told us that the primary VA facility in the Twin Cities was hiring building engineers. Another person present for the conversation perked up, and was so asked if they'd be willing to work at the VA, and replied very positively, "Yeah, I heard the new guy has a lot of great ideas and is gonna shape things up, absolutely!"<br />
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I won't predict if he'll be confirmed - the Congressional Republicans to a person are either corrupt, traitors, or corrupt traitors. Full fucking stop. (In my state's house, it's mostly corruption and theocratic fascism, although they certainly took advantage of treasonous activities by federal level Republicans.) They may confirm him just because they don't care and they know it will infuriate those of us who think that the VA, not to mention the rest of the federal government, should maybe take it upon themselves to help and improve the country as a whole.<br />
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What I know for certain about Admiral Jackson:<br />
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He has no business in that position. Supposing he has 'great ideas', good luck getting funding from the avaricious bloodthirsty monsters in the federal Republican caucuses.Supposing he wants to 'shape things up':<br />
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To recap, I occasionally work with someone who told us that the primary VA facility in the Twin Cities was hiring. Another person present, when asked if they'd be willing to work at the VA, said, "Yeah, I heard the new guy has a lot of great ideas and is gonna shape things up, absolutely!"<br />
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Okay, it's maybe very dark and inappropriate laughter, as the Tangerine Dickweed is trying once again to fuck <i>someone</i>, but<br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The case may have been in a little bit of a grey area, hinging on the fine line between @RealDependsWearer versus @POTUS45, but then here comes Sean Idiot Spicer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Before I go into this, please note, this post is about process, not personal political feelings. I'm a political addict and so view politics not merely as an constant droning clusterfuck designed to make people suffer, but also in game terms. The elections are my Super Bowl. Unless the Packers are in it, then the Super Bowl is my Super Bowl. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">This is on of the things that drives me craziest about Spicer. Not the lies, the whiny-ass tantrums, credentialing alt-right dickheads and sitting them in the Press Room.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Tantrums? Look at footage of Ziegler. Fleischer with his threats of concentration camping journos - "Best be careful of what you write, Winston".</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Crap-ass journalists - Fleischer allowed Jeff Guckert/Gannon, or whatever name he used during those long policy discussions in Rove's dungeon in the gimp suit. Ed goddammit Henry, useless git. <b>Anyone</b> that Sinclair has ever put in there.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Yeah, their jobs were to spin and obfuscate, but they were professionals. They protected the President.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Spicey has horrendously screwed his boss on a number of occasions, including this one. The statement about President Asterisk and his tweets being official government statements ended this court action right then and there. Columbia wins going away. Yes, Lil' Seany is a bad person, but as a political junkie, what drives me about 3/4 nuts is that <i style="box-sizing: border-box;">he really sucks at his job. </i><span style="box-sizing: border-box;">What is he going to do </span><i style="box-sizing: border-box;">when it's not fluff?</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">He has no business being in that position. Amateur hour. Just horseshit at it. If you're going to fucking lie to me, I'd appreciate it if you did it with some style or professionalism. Fleischer got away with actual physical threats to the press because he knew how to do it. Snow got away with his unending Gish Gallop by being actually good at it. Ziegler was a good flack because he could hold two completely polar positions within 30 seconds and keep moving, he controlled the room. Hell, no matter what else you may say about Conway, Kristallnacht Barbie, she is a really good <b style="box-sizing: border-box;">political</b> person. She had a huge part in this election. If she were capable of, if she had, used her talents for good, I'd nominate her for sainthood. Spicer is <i>really</i> bad at this. The political junkie in me finds him horribly inept. We HAVE to pay attention to him. He can't simply be dismissed. But were it not that position, I wouldn't spit on him if he were on fire. In terms of the game, the addict in me thinks he's not worth the electrons.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">JScar, the Morning Joke, betrothen to his next <strike>victim</strike> bride, a man who can be found by following the trail of the dead, is <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/joe-scarborough-implores-gop-to-do-something-about-mind-boggling-trump-admissions-about-comey/?comments=disqus">artfully walking a slackline of support/excoriation of an oddly-hued bugfucker</a> named Donald. 'Oh, please, Mr. Asslips, do a better, subtler job of screwing people! Oh please, Randroid church humpers, gag Mr. Asslips so that you may resume subtly screwing people!" he exclaims on a daily basis.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">First, congratulations on your engagement. Do you have the funeral planned yet? </span></blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wonder if honesty should be the best policy, instead of courtesy...</span><br />
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<br />Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-19797595733140406502017-01-21T11:33:00.000-06:002017-01-21T11:51:53.411-06:00The Women's March on Washington and Sister Marches: THANK YOU!I've had strep all week and so am unable to be at the St. Paul Sister March. I am not happy about this. But, I am watching on CSPAN, and it is cool. A wonderful turnout, and following Twatter, there are huge demonstrations for every Sister.<br />
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Ashley Judd just preached, an amazing speech, a nasty speech - what we lost when she halted her race against Mitch 'The Human Foreskin' McConnell. Force of nature.<br />
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Michael Moore leaned a bit heavy on Bernie Bronishness, but he was not totally wrong - we liberals need to get involved, need to get busy, need to push and reform the Democratic Party. Full disclosure, I caucused for Sen. Sanders, but enthusiastically supported Sec'y Clinton in the general. However, she is done, and it is time for new, and ideally more vicious blood.<br />
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The Orange Moron is attending his 'prayer service', broadcast on MSNBC. We can't see the earbuds playing the soundtrack from 'My SEXXXY Daughter'. Fuck MSNBC. I need a news network with fewer Tweetys and Intern Killers. Take Joy, Lawrence, Rachel, Hayes, and a couple others and get them their own network.<br />
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I was raised Catlick, and turned on Mother Church fairly savagely as a result. But the one positive memory of uniformed schooling was the nuns. I don't knock nuns, at all - they were generally pretty chill and lived their faith, not doctrine, but <i>actual faith, </i>with a call to service for people. The last speaker was Sister Simone Campbell of Nuns on the Bus, and she was brief and to the point and needs actual Sainthood.<br />
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Cecile Richards is now raising the roof. Go get 'em!<br />
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Senators Gillebrand, Harris (NEW!) and Duckworth (NEW! ALSO BIONIC!), just barnburners!<br />
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Got to Patton Oswalt's feed <a href="https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt">@PattonOswalt</a> - much fun is being had at the expense of <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/watch-white-nationalist-richard-spencer-sucker-punched-in-the-face-during-trump-inauguration/">the punched Nazi.</a> I don't advocate physical violence in 99.999% of anything. But NaziPunching? This should become a trend!<br />
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<br />Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-9016299830711162562017-01-15T18:07:00.001-06:002017-01-15T18:07:12.854-06:00Drumpf Solves World Peace, Brangelina; Batboy Bobbled Brady's Balls<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A lot of people see this rag since it is featured prominently, top shelf, front of the checkout, in every grocer in the country. <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-trump-national-enquirer/">The publisher, some cat name of David Pecker, famously friendly</a> to the Illegitimate President-Elect of the US, Comrade Gropenfuhrer. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Over the years, the Enquirer has gotten a few very high-profile things right. Enough that it is not immediately discounted even by people who should know better. Hell, <i>I've </i>said, when they reported something <i>I</i> find favorable, "Well, hey, they were right on John Edwards, they were right on Limbaugh being a junkie, they were right on the Cosby kid."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It ignores that although they were right in some cases, each of those instances started out as hatchet jobs. The Enquirer somehow stumbled erection first through a minefield of mousetraps and found a patty-melt with tots. Yay them.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It ignores that in these FEW instances where the Enquirer was actually right, they were memorable <b><i>because</i></b> the Enquirer is so often; </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">You don't remember the headlines about Princess Diana's long-lost evil twin, Jehosaphialy Duggar, being the secret brains behind the burgeoning Hollywood conservative movement of Vince Vaughn, Gary Sinese, Mel Gibson, and Meatloaf, because they weren't quite as correct.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Here, though, positioned prominently as you stand in line with your loaves and fishes, is one of the few pictures of the Shitgibbon where he does not look like a big toe with some form of Orange Foot Rot. Giving him an early promotion to POTUS, the walking Cheetoh is seen promising war on, and death to, the Yellow Peril and 'the evil a-rabs'*, as his frothing cult exults in madness. Finding the <i>real</i> hackers? His inbred mouth-breathing acolytes couldn't define hacking, much less piece together the breadcrumbs leading to the GRU/FSB actors behind it. They just think "Well, Abby and McGee can type with four hands on the keyboard faster than the hacker, so we win!" </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">All I'm saying is that, suppose we get the major hard news outlets to remember to afflict the comfortable, and comfort the afflicted?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In print circulation, the Enquirer is quite competitive with all of the legacy organs, WaPo, NYTimes, Dallas Morning News. We still have a long way to go.</span></div>
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Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-86476023264295657222017-01-11T19:47:00.001-06:002017-01-11T19:59:49.676-06:00My Urinalysis Of The Orange STD's Latest KerfuffleOkay, so President-Elect Kompromat just got involved in Golden Shower-gate. Everyone is having either a great deal of fun or a great deal of 'Ewwww' over Drumpf's gold medal in Watersports.<br />
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There is a sexual subculture into urination, the terms 'watersports' and 'Golden Showers' have been around much longer than CNN or Buzzfeed. Okay, fine, whatever floats your little man in the boat, not my gig but doesn't confront me. And The Tangelo Terror is certainly a bad damn guy, alleged rapist, admitted to sexual assault. Without a doubt, he got some tittilation out of degrading eastern European women. I suddenly feel a bit bad for Malaria, her life must be absolute hell.<br />
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Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-87584153098478408832017-01-11T19:29:00.001-06:002017-01-11T19:29:31.323-06:00I Don't Even Want To Buy Charlotte Church Albums, Dammit!<a href="http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/youre-a-tyrant-singer-charlotte-church-bluntly-slaps-down-invitation-to-perform-at-trump-inauguration/">Charlotte Church spit on the Shitgibbon's transition team</a>, who approached her to sing. She responded absolutely loverly, to wit,<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Hey, ummm, boss? For the record, she was being polite. </span><br />
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The Welsh would bow only to the Scots in the creative usage of language to call you a schmuck. And then only after a long brawl.Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-51094726461218027922017-01-03T20:41:00.000-06:002017-01-03T20:48:57.901-06:00The Orange Twerp Applies Miniature Hands To Twitter and Hoodwinks His SycophantsThe House of Representatives, at the behest on Rep. Bob Goodlatte, fresh off of inbreeding, attempted to gut an independent ethics panel. After we, The People, got involved, they held off until it could <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/2017/01/calls-work-gop-congress-backs-down-ethics">be a less visible pile of bullshit.</a><br />
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The Orange STD, in his chosen method of 140-character communication, called it only "not a priority". In other words, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/02/politics/office-of-congressional-ethics-oversight-of-ethics-committee-amendment/index.html">let it be a less visible pile of bullshit</a>. (Warning - CNN, the CNN of network news, has a goddammit autoplay.)<br />
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There are those who call it <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/01/trumps-weak-pushback-on-gutting-the-congressional-ethics-office/512039/">Teh Shitgibbon being vaguely presidential.</a><br />
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<li>At the same time that the Tangelo Twatwaffle injected himself very carefully into the debate because he has <i>excellent </i>handlers, <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/trump-team-seeks-department-of-homeland-security-records-on-border-barriers-surveillance/">he was McCarthying Homeland Securit</a>y</li>
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Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-63837619463622964352017-01-02T19:23:00.000-06:002017-01-02T19:23:12.267-06:00This Is Malfeasance? Seriously? Hush, Stupid Person.<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">On New Years Eve, as the Sweetie and I watched Holidays*, CNN did some sort of broadcast that unfortunately did not involve</span><br />
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Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-9554772137242110272017-01-02T18:09:00.000-06:002017-01-02T18:09:32.331-06:00I'm Now MotivatedYou may be able to tell by the rate of typing letters and suchlike that I am once again on an actual computerish widget. I have fought through the Swap of Symantec. With a single arm. Tied behind my back. And an extremely patient wife. I have located, created, forgotten, recreated 30 seconds before remembering, enough passwords to make this thing show me naked pictures of Bigfoot.<br />
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<span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Goddammit, don't make me approach defending this bewigged asshole AT ALL, but I have to say a couple things... Don't worry, there is an attack at the end, 'cuz me.</span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Teh Orange STD, for worse (and, unfortunately for us, better - he got elected sort of), refused to hire any of the sorts of professional political people who know about things like staffing the White House. President Obama probably did not know that either, but he had actual knowledgeable people around him who did, ie. not anyone named Omarosa.</span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Malaria demonstrated that she is well out of her depth - even Laura Bush, a largely apolitical woman (no, not entirely, I know), was a much more effective campaign representative for Pres. DryDrunk McOedipalComplex than Melanoma was for her husband. She, deservedly so, got blasted repeatedly. Maybe she has just recognized her limitations. Maybe she just wants to hide. Not really an option for <i style="box-sizing: border-box;">FLOTUS</i>, but perhaps. I don't have a great deal of sympathy, but teh human brain etc. etc.</span></div>
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Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-20222408754126370192016-10-14T12:35:00.001-05:002016-10-14T12:35:40.378-05:00The Cheerleading PostWe are very close to being terminally screwed.<br /><br /><div>
Yes, paleo is squeaking about the 2016 election cycle.<br /><br />Briefly, let’s review. I was on Team Sanders. (Yes, you may kill me for using that phraseological construction. Please wait until I vote.) I had no particular issue with Sec’y Clinton, other than she has always seemed to be somewhat to the right of me. I didn’t expect Sen. Sanders to win, he is not nearly the politician she is (to get elected, being a competent politician is helpful, and I will not use the word ‘politician’ as a pejorative – Keith Ellison is a polished politician, as is Russ Feingold, as is President Obama. Being a bad person does not comment upon your political skills; it just says you’re a douchebag, or a ‘Ryan’), and he got stomped (yes, stomped – by 3 million primary votes, and by being nearly shut out in states that had primaries, as opposed to caucuses). However, I believed he would be invaluable in pulling the Democratic Party back to the left. In general, save the gun thing, I preferred his politics.<br /><br />Sec’y Clinton won the nom, and I’m fine with that. <b>DO NOT GET OVERCONFIDENT</b>, but I expect her to win. I’m fine with that. Actually, learning more about her during this run (there is a Frontline biography on her, part of a <a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/the-choice-2016/">special on both candidates' biographies</a>) that shows her to be quite a remarkable person. And hearing her on the stump, and watching her on the debates, I’m content. <br /><br />Trump was, remains, and will continue to be a human shitnado, assault/pedophilia/creepitude allegations or not, he’s a monster. Everyone knew this even before the recent revelations, including Malaria, but don’t cry for her, she’s getting her silver. He could be a saint around women, but every other aspect of his life STILL shows him to be a jackal. This ‘alpha-male’ shit is the fucking awful capstone, but he was never human in the first place. <br /><br />Gary Johnson may be the single least informed, deliberately least curious public figure of today. Dumb as a brick. And fucking evil. Jill Stein has a coterie of assistants with metering equipment to make sure there are no aerosolized vaccines in her air supply. Evan McMullin? No. Srsly. Who in hell is Evan McMullin?<br /><br />"Bloody hell, paleo, you seem almost vaguely upbeat! Why, then, would consider us to be near existential fuckitude?"</div>
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Glad you asked.<br /><br />There is the obvious. The worthless hillbillies who would throw themselves in front of a train for Trump, if only so SmallHands could grab their daughters’ genitalia, ain’tn’t going gently into that good night. These people are freaks, violent, and frequently armed. They will not accept a Trump loss (“oh oh oh it was fixed by n****r Jewish sp**s who want to teach f****t evolathiesm to our white children”), they will respond in the only way they know – lashing out and trying to kill anything that scares them. With education, there is hope for their grandchildren, but a 60 year-old skinhead-in-all-but-name cannot be reasoned with.<br /><br />What must be added, and is in fact the more important issue, is on the meta-level. With Sec’y Clinton having a respectable lead and a likely win by the scientific poll aggregators, I have been hearing the folks in my camp say things to the effect of ‘Okay, soon it will finally be over’.<br /><br />No, it won’t soon be over.<br /><br />Democracy does not end at the voting booth. And we all have to hold everyone's feet to the fire. Always. Building a civil society is a crappile of work. We must all stay involved, constantly, starting right at the local level.<br /><br />Let your school board know that religion and education don't mix. Let your city council know about that needed stoplight and upgraded sewer system. Let your state rep know that MN needs statewide broadband and public transportation. Let your federal reps know that everyone on Wall Street is scum and needs to go to jail until they can be swept up and put in a dustbin. Were Sen. Sanders to have become the President, I'd be screaming at him daily about guns.<br /><br />Keep pushing every day.<br /><br />When you vote, go home, and say, ‘okay, done my duty’, you fail democracy. If everyone votes, goes home, and says, okay, done my duty’, democracy fails. <br /><br />There are a helluva lot more people on Team Terminally Screwed (again, words do not lend themselves to goddammit Twilight-fan memes. Kill me on November 9).<br /><br />Vote, you bastards. (Vote Democratic at all levels should be understood, but nevertheless, vote.) And then start calling and writing. We have emails – no more stamps, folks. Phone plans with unlimited minutes. Supporters of Sen. Sanders – he made an amazing showing. If you want the D’s to move left, take that energy and get involved. Stay involved. Run for dog-catcher, then city council, then mayor, then Congress, and keep going so I can crabass at you electronically in 10 years. I’m old and tired, and can only give some campaign money and write this nonsense to my audience of 3.1415927 individual readers, so work hard for Uncle paleo in his dotage. Please. <br /><br />First, though, start with voting.</div>
Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-88909939088395614732016-09-22T07:53:00.003-05:002016-09-22T07:55:52.668-05:00Politics Is The Art Of Turning Lunacy Into Policy<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Seeing a lot of Democratic Party cannibalism these days. What the hell I don't even...</span><br /><br /> So, I supported Sanders through most of the primary, he in fact won the MN primary. I did this knowing that he was not and never would really be a member of the Democratic Party (Sec'y Clinton has done the rubber chicken circuit for Dems for years) and knowing he was a gunhumper (Sec'y Clinton is very much not). I preferred the rest of his platform to hers, knowing that it was mostly aspirational, and would at least pull the Party back from the center, which, given the Overton window, is pretty horrible. No we were never getting free college and single-payer after one election. Never. Nope. It will take several cycles and some damn actual Democrats in Congress. Politics simply doesn't work that way, and frankly representative democracy has worked pretty damn well over time, all things considered. <br /><br /> The other option? The REVOLUTION? Bullshit. <br /><br /> You know what happens in a revolution? A shitpile of people get hurt badly, and they are, French Revolution notwithstanding, usually the powerless. Would I like to see a guillotine permanently installed on Wall Street? Hells yeah. But that will happen when I grow a tail.<br /><br /> I didn't turn on Senator Sanders until the end of primary bullshit, when, after he'd won the platform battle, he still pouted. And a significant number, maybe 15-20%, of his supporters (Jill 'Science is just an illuuuusion.' Stein <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlMCNTIdbdz0LOCQLCTz1Xm4SjhtFwXeNqU3h799EJgPoM-XBJ-HCcXFsXpP99GhyFRQ_YvIr7uDRpt2TMmZ3V4RbVYxj84d0j73wrj_hW8AyUTb3mP43r3AfelO8Y0M7cfXzHh0IcbfRc/s1600/download.jpg"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlMCNTIdbdz0LOCQLCTz1Xm4SjhtFwXeNqU3h799EJgPoM-XBJ-HCcXFsXpP99GhyFRQ_YvIr7uDRpt2TMmZ3V4RbVYxj84d0j73wrj_hW8AyUTb3mP43r3AfelO8Y0M7cfXzHh0IcbfRc/s200/download.jpg" /></a><br /><br />and Gary Johnson? Have you actually read his CV and the Libertoonian Party Platform?) are still pouting. Politics is WORK, y'all. Dreaming is good, but without translating dreams into a metric fuckton of ridiculously hard work over a pretty fair period of time, it remains dreams. The rewards go to those who show up. <br /><br /> The monsters on the right wing? Both the Deplorables and the Executives? They've been showing up without fail for 45 years. And anyone who guarantees Senator Sanders would be ahead at this point is delusional. It would be close, he might have even been slightly ahead for some time because Trump is a sociopath, just really that bad, Stop-And-Frisk you racist motherfucker? You know, where we are right now. But we'd hear commercial after commercial of SSOOOOSHULISSTTICISM (as opposed to commercial after commercial of SHE HAS PARKINSONAIDSEBOLAHYSTERICALPREGNANCY) and Americans are easily led and lied to. I don't know how Sec'y Clinton would perform as President; I like the party platform, I don't listen to the right wing smear machine (dumbass bastards have brought up Vince Foster again??!), certainly she wouldn't be as conciliatory as President Obama, and about damn time someone takes a stick to the Republican curs, but she (or a President Sanders) would still have to work with a Republican House (Senate seems to be a near-tossup, dammit Nate Silver) and politics as a nasty game where no-one gets their wishlist. </span><div>
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Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com132tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-62263343331802433942016-08-15T11:15:00.001-05:002016-08-15T11:15:29.137-05:00And The Goddammit Beat Goes On.<div class="MsoNormal">
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We had a break-in a week ago. Late Sunday night. We were out
like the proverbial LED fixture, maybe 1:30am. Jaxson started barking. This is
not unusual, he’d been squabbling with the cats earlier, but he’d gone
upstairs, Sweetie and I were vaguely conscious now, so she went up to let him
out or yell at the cats or let the cats out and yell at him or it was 1:30am,
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Sweetie got to the top of the steps and noticed the door
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out so she checked the main garage door, it was closed, phew, she could get
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Then she noticed one cat was still in the kitchen and the
passage door from the garage was propped open with a gallon jug of distilled
water. Very uncatlike behavior. Her brain was defuzzing now, and she checked
the other house doors, a light was on in the living room but the door was
closed – the back door of the house, out to the yard, was wide open, yard
lights were on. She came down and got me, said “I think someone’s been in the
house”, suddenly now I’m quite wide awake, I grabbed a bat*, we went upstairs,
Jaxson staying with us, house is devoid of bastard, into the living room, both laptops were
gone, she’s already calling the cops. I, in retrospect stupidly, alone, went
out to check the vehicles. Both were fine but my truck was unlocked, I suck at
life, by the way, fuck me, the garage door opener was gone, along with an old
iPhone I was using basically as an iPod. My wallet had been gone through but
only about $15 in cash taken, the wallet was left with all cards and ID,
another $20 taken off the counter. Jaxson is a goddamn hero. He has been
treated and treat-ed really damn well for a week. It was pretty clear Jaxson
had chased he/she/them off and they just grabbed the most obvious shit. Why
didn’t Jaxson react immediately? He/she/they did have a couple minutes, to open
a second door, turn on some lights. Our guess is that because we have a rather
jangled family lifestyle, someone coming in at 1:30am is not always
particularly unusual, at least, it used to be not particularly unusual, and he
wouldn’t go nuts immediately, but he undoubtedly dragged hisself up and went upstairs
expecting skritches and found it was not someone we knew. Jaxson is a goddamn
hero, is what I’m saying. He was up there with Sweetie while I was still trying
to figure out what socks are. Goddammit. </div>
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So the police came, I used my phone to change every password
for every site I used for my laptop, I didn’t do any business on it thank FSM
because I don’t trust electronic business practices, and hers was password
protected, so I’m not extraordinarily worried, just ordinarily worried, about
ID theft. So very angry at myself.</div>
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Many steps are being taken, we are getting a monitored
system and I’ve done some security upgrades and doing more, but mostly we have
to use caution. How do we do that without feeling like prisoners within our own
homes? Don’t know. I have had a week of poor sleep, paranoia, savage revenge
and booby-trap fantasies in my brain, and I don’t like it, really don’t like brain
right now. It could have been infinitely worse, I’m under no illusions, there
is some #privilege speaking, I know, we have good lives. By the way, you can’t
buy razor wire commercially. Life continues, we’re relaxing some. Watched a
movie called ‘Ogre’, so our sense of humor is returning. She’s been through
this before, many years ago, I have not, she’s hardly overjoyed but I’m taking
it worse and angrier, she’s just pushing the solutions. I married well out of
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*I work with any number of gun-nuts, and haven’t told them
about this, because I don’t want the conversation with them that I had with a
friend who CC’s, but he’s not a sociopath. I don’t have a handgun. Still ain’t
gonna get a handgun. Hate the filthy things, don’t want them in the house. The
furthest I’ve even thought in that direction is getting a beanbag barrel for
the shotgun, still not entirely out of the question, but she really doesn’t
like the thought. A big part of the reason I don’t want a goddamn gun in the
house is exactly the situation we had that night. Sleep-fuzz plus confusion
plus sudden adrenaline burst plus artificial penis equals fucking disaster. And
suppose the other party had a gun as well? With them wide awake, alert, and
having the, to use a stupid term, ‘drop’ on me? To my friend, I started to say “When
you have a gun, you have to be prepared to-“ and my friend finished “-use it.” “No”,
I said, “to kill.” I’m not prepared to kill over a couple old computers, and if
he/she/they had hurt my wife or pets, I don’t care what they are armed with,
with my last breath I would have shown them their own throat. This
criminal was just looking to grab and go, it seems there is a (professional?) ring
of these bitches hitting the TCs right now, people in the house, people not in the
house, always looking to go in through the garage, and there are detectives
working on it, we’ve found out, so they’re taking it quite seriously, our stuff
is long gone but everyone is safe. A gun would only have escalated the
situation to very conceivably deadly proportions. Fuck that and fuck gun-nuts
and fuck guns.</div>
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Okay, so I'm a happy democrat. I believe we are better than the cons, and I want us to be better. I was a Senator Sanders supporter, we lost the primary, but won the platform. So I'm With Her. I reject the social view of the cons, that people are evil and require a Bearded Sky-Daddy or a three-year-under-the-car-seat Cheetoh to keep us, well, a certain some of us, in line, and believe that working together, truly together, we can be better still. (Naive, huh. YMMV, I sleep well, fuck you.) I believe in redemption, not in the religious sense (while my own beliefs are plentiful, if perhaps a tetch out of the mainstream, I do not believe in Religion™), but in the sense that you can rejoin the Human Race.<br />
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Why the prelude? I have a couple notes on redemption.<br />
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Yesterday I listened to an interview yesterday with a gentleman named <a href="https://www.minnpost.com/media/2015/04/im-done-partisan-politics-qa-michael-brodkorb">Michael Brodkorb</a>, who used to be a highly mucked mucky-muck in the Minnesota Republican structure. He was a bad man. No worse than most Republicans, so verrrrry bad. The MN Pub Party at the time of his deputy chairmanship was responsible for a lot of evil. Then he was brought down brutally. (The above link addresses the general outline). Hey, won't lie, I was happy. Ecstatic, even. Then he nearly waxed hisself in a car accident. Hey, I won't lie, I'M NOT A REPUBLICAN. I DO NOT CELEBRATE DEATH. Well, he started, while stating that he remained a Republican, and not really apologizing for his past as an arsonist, a bit of a public, penance?, um, re-branding perhaps? (to be cynical, which I'm trying to stop doing), less obviously partisan, more analytical of communications strategies. And he found a case, a case of parental interference with custody, which was no more and no less than kidnapping and giving children to slavers, the Sandra Grazzini-Rucki case. His work (best source is <a href="http://missinginminnesota.com/">Missing In Minnesota</a>, his blog aggregating his reporting on this case) helped blow it open, and she was just convicted.<br />
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He hasn't spoken of his political affiliation recently that I could find, and if he remains Republican, I am certainly more likely to disagree with him than agree, but he seems to have achieved some legitimate level of purpose, seems to be sane, and to be clear, is 11,468% on the good side here.<br />
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This is a path to real redemption.<br />
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There have been a couple stories in the last couple of DNC convention days about <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/jealous-conservatives-amazed-by-patriotic-dnc-these-guys-are-turning-into-republicans/">national Republicans at least applauding</a>, never agreeing with but being satisfied with, the Democratic National Convention. Other stories this morning<a href="http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/im-ashamed-to-have-known-you-conservatives-rip-ann-coulter-for-ugly-smear-of-hero-marines-dad/"> have cons slapping down the Coultergeist </a>for her tweet about the family of Capt. Humayan Khan, a soldier who saved his unit at the cost of his life, speaking at the DNC. She sweetly pointed out that OH MY GOD AN ACCENT.<br />
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Erick SonofErick'sonsonrick, author if the philosophical treatise '<a href="http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2010/03/cnn_and_right">David Souter is a goat-fucking child molester</a>' was outraged, OUTRAGED, by teh Human Chew Toy insulting Muslims. Amanda Carpenter, <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/an-emotional-amanda-carpenter-responds-to-cruz-affair-smears-from-trump-advisor/">accused by Donald Trump of boinking overripe canteloupe Ayatollah Cruz</a>, says 'gee, the DNC has found religion'.<br />
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ALL THESE PEOPLE LOVE EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS. They wish they had the balls or vag to say it out loud theyselves (well, I guess Erickson usually does, but eyewash). You too, Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver Paul Ryan. Carpenter worked for Sen. James Inhofe, climate change denier extraordinaire. John Podhoretz, (son of Norman Podhoretz, an early neo-con who never met a Palestinian genocide that he disliked or an african-american he liked), an EARLY SCOTT WALKER fan who also called Marco Useless Rubio <a href="https://www.commentarymagazine.com/politics-ideas/campaigns-elections/scott-walker-2016-campaign-debuts/">"Perhaps the best extemporaneous political speaker of our time"</a>, thereby showing off his political instanks.<br />
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At best, these filthy monsters have a basic, gutter understanding of the political winds and want to preserve their 'reputations'. On the continuum, several of those quoted had other horses in the race than Trump and are hoping for their instanks to be hailed as the best extemporaneous political instanks of our time. At the other end of the spectrum, at the worst, they are trying to drive wedges into the Democratic support, "Oh, look, Killary is a Republican, all you filthy hippies are having your rights tarnished, Bernie could have beat Trump with ??? and progress". Ratfucking 101. (And it will work on Susan Sarandon.)<br />
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This is NOT redemption, or suddenly being fair, or being tempered with age. I'd never expect them to go full liberal, but one can become sane. These people do not disagree ONE WORD with the Flatulent Baboon, or Coultergeist.<br />
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They may understand optics well enough to realize his convention was a shitstorm of extraordinary magnitude, but they don't disagree with a Single. Fucking. Word.<br />
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Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-776110307476158432016-07-17T13:41:00.000-05:002016-07-17T13:44:45.634-05:00The Last Word On The OMGGHOSTBUSTERSWIMMENZVAGINOIDS Conflict<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Briefly:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">"But paleo, after saying it looks okay, you are saying that you <i>had</i> been likely to see it. Now you're not. Typical libtard cuck commie islamist elitist zionist fascist, uhhh, beta, respective vaginas, hah gotcha, Trump!" Well, oh Dweller In The Basement, the movie still looks fine. It's going to make the Netflix list, but:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I realize, I do, that all marketing departments are useless gits, and given the job of promoting<i> Citizen Kane</i>, or <i>Candy Cane Visits A KY Factory With Six Portable Generators And A Funk Band</i>, would put out a line of action figures. And <b>I'd buy</b> the full Candy Cane Collection. The marketing team doesn't care about the movie, especially arthouse films like the Candy Cane series. The production team does not get too involved on the marketing end, other than direct promotion of the movie. Production holds no part in what I am about to say.</span></div>
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Innocents dead. Wasted. Perforated. Just out to have a good time, and because OMGWTFBBQBUTTSEX they had to die. People with families. Friends. Pets. Employers. Clubs. Dead. I have no connection except for being human, but I'm not sure I like that label too much anymore. Because humans suck. We suck. Virus with shoes indeed.<br />
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Churches celebrated yesterday. The death of gays, an awful lot of them Latino, at the hands of a brown guy, who could not be directly tied to Pat Robertson. They hallalujahed until they were hoarse.<br />
The gun manufacturers ramped up the AR-15 lines again, they're going to sell a metric balls-ton of them in the next few days.<br />
The republican candidate for president took credit for predicting this, then accused President Obama of, of course, another 'false-flag jihad taquito birthghazi.'<br />
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I wonder sometimes how these subhuman bastards sleep at night, and realize, with pain in my brain, that they sleep pretty well. There is death, beautiful, beautiful death, of people who ain't them. They sleep great. They have well oiled penis replacements tucked under their pillows or inside their shorts, and they sleep like babies.<br />
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(Disclaimer: Image is not mine, and I can't make out the artist. If anyone knows Imma happy to give him full credit, 7000pt. font and the contents of my wallet, 'cuz they's a whole buncha damn prophets. I apologize in advance about the contents of my wallet, mostly receipts, a few cigar wrappers, and a credit card of dubious provenance and dubiouser value.)Rev. paleotectonicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262822907764537858.post-17498761245267409222016-05-08T13:35:00.004-05:002016-05-08T13:35:52.393-05:00In Which paleo Messes With EvilCombination squirrel feeder/dog entertainment system.<br />
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Every country in the world, save us, should get together right now.<br />
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Have a nice spare rib dinner, with sauerkraut, sauteed cauliflower colliettes, and fresh salad, kale, radishes, scallions, and a basil-infused olive oil with strawberry-apple cider vinegar. Finish with a nice snifter of Amrut.<br />
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What may provoke paleo to continental annihilation this time?<br />
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<li>Could it be Small Hands*? </li>
<li>Berniebaggers? </li>
<li>Sarah Palin swearin' on her lief that she will defeet Paul Ryan you betcha**?</li>
<li>Yet another revelation that Joe Paterno knowingly enabled Jerry Sandusky to rape an unknown number of prepubescent boys at Penn State, but now taking the timeline back to <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">1976</span><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">?!?!</span></li>
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No. Actually, this morning's desire is due to television.<br />
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Newton Minow was early in describing TV as a vast wasteland - were he alive today, he'd be really, really, spectacularly old. Oh, and speechless. Because really, really, holy fucking old. TV in the United States may not take the actual prize, but we do suck. Nineteen Fondlings and Counting***. Jimmy Fallon. Seven different cake shows - 216 wedding shows - coming soon: The Divorce Show with Kim Davis. The entire TruTV network. We're no shrinking violets when it comes to digital quaalude.<br />
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<i><span style="font-size: large;">Arranged.</span></i><br />
After seeing the commercial, oh yes I did have to look up this broadcast venereal disease.<br />
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In “Arranged,” three couples from different cultural backgrounds have one thing in common – the belief in arranged marriages. From a young Romani gypsy couple in New York City, to a southern couple from the Bible belt, to a couple raised by traditional Eastern Indian parents living in Los Angeles – these brides and grooms don’t just marry each other, their unions include their entire family. Viewers will see each couple’s relationship from the lead-up to their weddings, to the several months after the reality of married life sinks in. </blockquote>
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Even though the marriages stemmed from the heart of their culture, the marital stakes are heightened as the couples do not have the level of intimacy common in most modern marriages. For some, it will be tough to give up their independence and their new roles as husband and wife prove to be more than they bargained for. Pregnancy scares, money concerns and over-protective parents will add even more stress to an already overwhelming situation. Viewers will learn compelling relationship advice as they watch these unique journeys and find out if these couples hold the key to a long-lasting marriage by being arranged.</blockquote>
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In a number of my kultursturm posts, I'd now pivot, I'd say let's ignore the unbelievable underlying fundamentalist religion crap, the control issues, the wild goddam misogyny, and attack a a prime mover if one seemed detectable. Nope.<br />
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The couples pushed together, undoubtedly at the behest of religious leaders, by cultish parents, do not have the level of intimacy as a couple who went out, willingly, to White Fucking Castle, and Jellystone park, and then figured out they own bad selves how to proceed. I know, what a stupid fucking notion. Couples holding the key to a long-lasting yada yada in an event they had no play in?<br />
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Children, and particularly in our society, young women, are not a commodity, to be traded or used as bargaining chips for family mergers. These young people will, must, have to, at some point, unless the new married couple is locked in Daddy-In-Law's basement, grow up, and they are soon going to, have to, must, do some self-evaluation.<br />
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And guess what. There's a serious chance they are going to be distinctly pissed off.<br />
There is an equal chance they are going to be seriously broken.<br />
There is a better than equal chance they are going to be both.<br />
If the marriage survives, and I actually kind of hope it does, I'm a romantic, I believe in love, my wife walks on the ground I worship, it will be by dint of massive amounts of work, or unfathomable delusion.<br />
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So, yeah, the makers of this show? Find a nice, quiet, island. Google maps, your friend. Pack up, move there. Take up cannibalism.<br />
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Again, we've been here. Nineteen Assaults and Counting. The show, in and of itself, is NOT the reason the United States needs to be leveled and the earth salted.<br />
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As pointed out by OBS in the previous comments (and now verified by me), Toyotas are apparently beasts - the truck moved 4 feet before anything useful was bent. It ended up being solely body work. And the car owner's insurance was current, so other than inconvenience and a near aneurysm, it's all good.<br />
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The driver was apparently unlicensed, the car was not hers. Unsure of the insurance situation. And we'd just changed insurance a couple weeks ago, but the State farm underwriters are apparently behind, so while we have insurance and have been assured we're covered, even if the deductible comes out of our pocket (again, unsure of the insurance situation of the car) (which will thoroughly infuriate me but infuriation is in my comfort zone), but they are scrambling with ours to get the 't's dotted so we can get the truck looked at, we're doing some scrambling but stuff happens. Arggh.</div>
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Senator Sanders claimed that Sec'y Clinton called him 'unqualified' in response to a Washington Post headline. One of his subcultures, who would be, in other election cycles, Naderites, or 'Dr. Jill Stein Or Bust', explodes with Clinton hatred.<br />
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The interviewer, Morning Intern-Killer, was fishing for her to say something like that and she didn't. So, now, is the Washington Post completely untrustworthy until it is? I have trouble keeping up with the daily party line.<br /><br />She asked how he was going to shut down the banks, and while I completely agree with that goal and volunteer manacles and tumbrils, my plan involves violence, and tears, and lots of Vaseline. Also electric blenders. And other electric blenders for the tequila, as you really don't want to cross-contaminate a good margarita. What is Sen. Sanders' plan? </div>
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