Game starts at 7:30, Packers-Queens. So, predictions.
In the new goddamn Sand-Crawler Stadium, which is why this game will be closer than is necessarily comfortable, teh Home Opener©®™ of the new money pit. Packers 23 - MN 20.
Sam Bradford has a strong accurate arm, brains of tapioca, and a receiving corps that could be shut down by a Div. II high school. Should be weird.
Sweetie will waggle her fingers at Rodgers as if he will notice through the TV, leave the field, drive the 3 miles to my house and take her away from a life of endless paleononsense. Protip: he won't. Second protip: no, he's not cute either.
Imma be back on here at about 7. Probably have to do this as a comment thing. TTFN!
3 point favorite is bullshit, sorry dude. Coming off the tough game last week, nothing is taken for granted.
ReplyDeleteExcept by that fucking Dom Capers...
I stand by it.
DeleteWe're still gonna win.
well, at least it's not Joe Buck and Troy Aikman...
ReplyDeleteCan't stand Ichabod Collinsworth.
DeleteAll of em are bad. So sick of Fuck-Weakman though....
Deletedid they have to give away tickets to keep the Packer fans out of the debut game?
ReplyDeleteMore excitement at the Metallica concert.
DeleteSo, this bloody fancy retractable roof stadium was sold to us because Outdoor Football!!1!
DeleteBlimp shot shows it suspiciously closed on a gorgeous damn night.
how does it operate? Slide or fold?
DeleteNot sure, actually, but the interior shot showed it closed too.
Deleteprobably a lighting issue. Unless they haven't gotten the mechanism working yet. Took a couple of years to fix the Brewers stadium working right....
DeleteBullshit nationalistic jingoism to start. Feh....
ReplyDeleteThis shocks you in some manner? At least it's not Florida Georgia Line...
Deletenot shocked. Just bitching....
DeleteGood start, bottle up Child-Beater
DeleteSam Bradford looks like Keanu Reeves, except dimmer....
ReplyDeleteDo have to be careful, he has a cannon.
DeleteWe have a Matthews....
DeleteGood pressure- is Capers sick and gone?
DeleteI think his old-guy habits are decent for a run-oriented offense...of course, who, besides the Vikings, still has one of those in these days?
DeleteI'd argue that Petersen is on a fast downhill slide
Deletewho am I to argue otherwise?
Deletegood opening defensive set. Throwing Keanu off his rhythm already...
ReplyDeleteI assume the Queens have their first 15 plays scripted - good plan 😴
ReplyDeleteGoddammit Adams. Looks like avoid call on Cobbs strip.
ReplyDelete"Sugar Huddle"?
ReplyDeleteForget it Jake, etc etc
DeleteRodgers is starting a bit off....
ReplyDeleteAt least he threw it downfield, we've been too conservative for too many games.
DeleteGo to hell Zygi, you worthless Sopranos cosplayer
ReplyDeleteSWALLOWeD
ReplyDeletePeppers put a hit on Bradford....
ReplyDeleteBLOCKED PUNT FUCKING A!!!!!
Damn, we haven't blocked a punt in a longass time
ReplyDeletewho does?
DeleteGODDAMMIT ADAMS
ReplyDeleteNewman for another penalty.
ReplyDeleteShit, time management
ReplyDeleteyeah. Jacksonville's was worse last week. If they had TOs on the last drive, the ending is different....
DeleteNice long drive with 6 by Jordy!!
ReplyDeleteThe iWatch, now with moar baked commercials.
ReplyDeletekeepin me alive. ish.
DeleteAlways knew you was one of the beautiful peeplez
DeleteOh, shit, so the damn roof doesn't even open? Just panels? WTF?
ReplyDeleteHAH. We only had to spend half a billion of taxpayer money, and we got a Magical Folding Rotating Roof!
DeleteThat still leaks
Deletetoo bad about the team...
DeleteSelig was a bastard. His kid might have been dumber.
Deleteno argument here.
Delete"Miller Lite. Spelled Different, because saying it tastes like shit is not a winning commercial."
ReplyDeleteCollins worth giving more slobber jobs to Adrian Petersen....
ReplyDeleteCan't stand the guy. Michaels? Eh, smart enough. He'd go down on Brady in an ancient heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteBugger. And that Carrie Underwear theme song needs to be set on fire with fire.
ReplyDeleteLady Gaga at the SB?
DeleteHell, GaGa would be fun as shit😈
Deleteespecially if she starts biting necks...
DeleteOr wears a suit made of Madonna's skin.
DeleteDom Capers has crawled back into the coaches box and had someone turn on headphones.
ReplyDeleteBack to back False Starts?
ReplyDeleteMN offense IS bandaids. Fuck 'em. Any other DC in the league dismantles them. Aaand goddammit b
DeleteBradford looks 12 and high as balls.
ReplyDeleteI bet they serve swill beer too....
ReplyDeleteThere are great MN beers - but nothing compares to a swell Bud Light.
DeleteThat would be the OBSSignal.
DeleteI drank a Mikkeller 19 hop IPA yesterday. That 19th hop really made all the difference -- I mean why the hell would you stop at 18?
DeleteI'm jealous, even bitter.
DeleteThe Queens - DIE PAYTON MANNING YOU PRICK - is doing better than ours and he's had one blocked. ( Manning commercial, I hates him with many superlatives. )
ReplyDeleteSnap direct to Petersen - interesting call.
ReplyDeletePeppers keeping his name out there, good, he needs a great season to go out on.
ReplyDeleteRodgers is just off.
ReplyDeleteHe's getting time, but what now, three throwaways? Playing frakkin safe.
DeleteAnother TO. Gonna hurt, awful clock management.
ReplyDeleteyeah, Capers, NOW you bring pressure? How about before the fucking 44 yard completion?
ReplyDeleteCapers, mattock, quicklime, etc b
DeleteHalftime, Jaxson Walkies. Back in 15. Knew that TO would burn us.
ReplyDeleteOffensive PI was a bigger deal. If not, field goal.
DeletePI might have saved a pick. And Jared Cook made a bad decision, and why are they running routes short of the first?
DeleteGood lord, we need an all star performance to beat Sam Damn Bradford. Capers is a schmuck.
ReplyDeleteAnd NO field position all day b
Lacey.
ReplyDeletethis game is making me feel bad about the election...
ReplyDeleteBut it's good news for J-never mind.
DeleteWe look pretty horseshit. We are better than this, aren't we?
DeleteMy liquor budget for the fall is increasing....
DeleteDon't care we missed it, I like the call on 4th & 1. Let's try to open things up a bit. Should have been Lacey tho.
ReplyDeleteyeah, it's easy to second guess that, but in the 3rd, trying to go up makes sense.
DeleteDiggs is killing us...
ReplyDeleteFWIW, you seem to be right about Bradford....
DeleteIt even made Collinsworth shut the fuck up about Petersen...
Yeah. Yay. Bugger.
DeleteI WILL GIVE MONEY TO ANYONE WHO FOLDS PAYTON FUCKING MANNING.
ReplyDeleteCRIMINAL ANTIWORKINGMAN HORSESHIT PIZZA-SHILLING JACKHOLE.
ditto.
DeleteGB is making WAY more progress through penalties than they are through offense....
ReplyDeleteRodgers is bad tonight. That CB Waynes is our offense.
ReplyDeletewhat is his goddam problem? Is the CrawlerDome that big a deal?
DeleteDid they design the field with a big hump in the middle, like the Cowboys had that gave Favre such problems?
DeleteI can't tell what AR's issue is, but our offense is borked.
DeleteThat cheap shot by Sendejo is going to fire the offensive line all the way up...
DeleteGOOD. Stuff the damn ball down their throats b
DeleteThey're making the fucking VIKINGS look good. Gonna give the Lions and the Bears some hope if they're not careful...
ReplyDeleteOMG Nelson saved that drive....
ReplyDeleteWaynes really continues to be our offense.
Deleteis it....UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT????
ReplyDeleteOFFENSE??!?!?!?!
Deletewhat the actual fucking fuck.
Deletein the replay, you can even see Rodgers saying "what the fuck" to Sendejo....
DeleteWorth it.
DeleteDiggs takes a UC penalty....on the field without his helmet...
ReplyDeleteI did like what Ichabod said, "What's Diggs going to do, he's the smallest guy on the field, just going to get flagged. "
Deletedid they just play out to commercial with a Replacements song? someone on the production team is on the ball...
ReplyDeleteyour blog is thinking I am a robot. HAH. it should be obvious I am a zombie....
ReplyDeleteThought I turned that off some some time ago.
DeleteI am probably commenting too fast. Please slow down.
DeletePlease, world. Please. Maim Payton Manning.
ReplyDeletefuck
ReplyDeleteAnd stuff.
DeleteAnyone who thinks Kevin Hart is funny is wrong.
ReplyDeleteTold you. The O-line swallowed Bradford on 3rd and long..
ReplyDeletePeppers is playing a helluva game.
ReplyDeletesomeone has to...
DeleteAnother start inside the damn 15. Christ.
ReplyDeleteMiller Lite. InBev is Satan.
ReplyDeletewhy the fuck do I care if the beer can has my team on it, when it's filled with Bud Light?
ReplyDeletefuck that. That's it.
ReplyDeleteit's gonna be a long fall. Minnesota will win the division and we'll end up with President Trump.
ReplyDeleteBalls.
Deletegoodnight, man. Gonna get a little rum on.
ReplyDeleteLater boss. Balls.
DeleteImagine your team is suddenly the Los Angeles Rams V2.++Shit, & your Sunday dosage of games has been reduced because these losers were foisted on you.
ReplyDeleteMayor Garcetti Is '#FeelingHorny' At The Rams Game.
DeleteShoot me now ...
This mayor is a man who's hip with the kids and the Puffy... Feel the something something Lady Gaga rad.
DeleteMmmm, yeah, I suspect you are feeling our stadium pain. Call 'em the Los Angeles Implants.
DeleteI have no idea what all the gibberish above was about (except the part about shitty beer being shitty), but the Singapore F1 race was fairly uneventful, except for this:
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/8pItfo-xA0w
That guy's asshole is probably gonna be puckered for the rest of his life.
I'm wondering about that cat what was having his engine go sparky-spark on the way in there. (The pit? Does F1 or stuff like LeMans have a pit row?)
DeleteThat's sparks from the titanium skid plate that runs under the cars. They don't normally spark that much, but this race was held at night (under lights) so they're more visible. They run the cars so low, and with so much aerodynamic down force, that a bumpy track will cause them to rub/spark a bit.
DeleteYes, F1 has pit row, but that was the actual race track. The marshall should not have been there.