Couple of stories I must address, because although I am a somewhat vicious polemicist, I kinda value accuracy and fairness. Linking on a phone is difficult, but you've seen the stories about Hairpiece McSyphilis not knowing that he had to staff the White House, and that Methylsulfate was staying in New York with the youngest orange child?
Goddammit, don't make me approach defending this bewigged asshole AT ALL, but I have to say a couple things... Don't worry, there is an attack at the end, 'cuz me.
Teh Orange STD, for worse (and, unfortunately for us, better - he got elected sort of), refused to hire any of the sorts of professional political people who know about things like staffing the White House. President Obama probably did not know that either, but he had actual knowledgeable people around him who did, ie. not anyone named Omarosa.
Malaria demonstrated that she is well out of her depth - even Laura Bush, a largely apolitical woman (no, not entirely, I know), was a much more effective campaign representative for Pres. DryDrunk McOedipalComplex than Melanoma was for her husband. She, deservedly so, got blasted repeatedly. Maybe she has just recognized her limitations. Maybe she just wants to hide. Not really an option for FLOTUS, but perhaps. I don't have a great deal of sympathy, but teh human brain etc. etc.
BUT: huge anger about the child staying in NYC. Most pols put their kids in Sidwells because it is already set up and equipped for a presidential level security detail, and it is a normal situation for all the kids there. Now, we, the taxpayers, have to lash out that fantastic amount of money to do it for some private school in NYC, disrupting the hell out of everything and everybody, for a likely 5 mo. period? Fuck that.
Let's hope Vulgarmort manages to get impeached on Inauguration Day.
ReplyDeleteIf the jail jumpsuit is the same orange as his skin, he'll be camouflaged, appear nekkid, and he'll escape while the jailers and most of western civilization projectile vomit.
DeleteI do prefer "Mango-Hued Shitgibbon" but then I am a simple man....
DeleteOddly, I come down exactly opposite of you.
ReplyDeleteBut first...
AHEM. DOM CAPERS SUCKS WEASEL TESTICLES.
I don't give the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon a pass on the staff. I am almost certain Obama knew of the requirement to hire a new administrative staff. I am a simple zombie, and I knew it. I think two things happened here; first, no one expected to HAVE to do it, and where a more experienced staff would have had a lot of groundwork done, his crew of perverts, racists, thieves and savages had to start flat-footed. Second, I think he was hoping to come in and, one by one, have them come in so he could shout "YOU'RE FIRED!" at all of them, his face bloating and getting alarmingly orange.
But as far as Melania and kid staying in NY (and leaving aside the cost and the daily disruption to the City) ; They did not ask for this orange flood of diarrhea. The pussy-grabbing and sexual assault reveals have got to have pissed her off pretty royally (the wearing of a "pussy bow" blouse to an event was pretty clear). She wouldn't be the first First Lady to use an election to put some distance between herself and her asshole husband. I find it a little difficult to say she is wrong.
Also, I think it should not be that hard to find a relatively secure school for rich kids in New York. Lots of really rich fucks and foreign VIPs there.
I SHALL BROOK NO DISCONTENT.
DeleteOooo, that was kinda fun...
K, so, we've been calling for the maiming of Capers forever, but the problem is now deeper. Lacy can not be considered reliable, and Starks works best in relief, not as the load back. McCarthy has got to go on the hot seat - complacency bad, no one's job should be safe right now. Rodgers? Quit dating. And commercials. And until we get an O Line, practice sprinting.
Now, to business at hand.
We agree on Mel Spice. I don't begrudge her avoiding teh Syphilitic Narcissus.
Re: mini-me. Of course there are high-sec schools in NYC. They still don't have a SS presence.
Now, as to Tangerineolini. I don't know if by admin staff you are speaking the same terminology as I am. Sure, every President hires his own executive chef. Well known. But they also have every sous chef, pastry chef, and dishwasher serving at their pleasure, these folks are not locked in servants quarters at the Residence. Every president hires his own administrative business staff, should be neither an unknown nor a surprise. Most of his administrative personnel probably bring their exec admins, not a particular issue. But the president also has the service staff working at his pleasure. They are not locked as White House employees.
Someone with political experience may know this, but it is more likely that they would have professional resources people who know this. Unless your HR rep is Scott Baio.
All that being said, AND I AIN'TN'T EVER GOING TO CALL HIM WITH THE HONORIFIC OF 'PRESIDENT', nor will I forgive a second of his time polluting OUR White House, I stand by my own theory, which is mine, that unless we fight back hard we's fuckerated.
Me neither on the honorific.
DeleteOn the staff; I got the impression the discussion has been about the actual governing staff, below Chief etc. My understanding of the House staff, is the same as yours; however, I also thought it was not a given that they had to move on. They do, after all, have knowledge of the operation of the house itself. But as you say, if the Prez wants his own special chef, he's free to do it. So I guess the Colonel is going to be the new White House Chef. Or maybe take it in rotation with Ronald McDonald and Burger King....
Also, I think Melamine is eyeing a little Secret Service Strange. Those guys are damn hunky, after all....
Yes, I am starting to give Rodgers the Hairy Eyeball at this point....
Also, being discontented is kind of fun. Maybe you mean disagreement? Or discord. Disrhythmia?
ReplyDeleteAlso, the TrumpSpawn has already developed the smug look of the uber-privileged twitterati. The kind of face that looks like the first thing he says to anyone he meets is "do you know who my Father is?" so fuck him anyway....
ReplyDeleteFurther and further on: I am also never going to use "Alt-Right". Not only is it a fucking pain to type, it is completely a media way to not call them what they are. Nazis.
ReplyDeleteSay it with me, media: NAZIS.
The fucking admit it. The do the fucking Nazi salute.
NAZIS.
Coincidentally, I have been listening to a Cracked podcast about Kurt Vonnegut called Vonneguys; and the one I am listening to right now is about Mother Night.
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be".
Nazis.
Nazis.
They pretend to be "alt-right" they pretend to be "white nationalist".
They are NAZIS.
My father and uncle both fought the Nazis. These people are Nazis. They both would haunt the FUCK out of my ass if I did not fight American Nazis.
NAZIS.
NAZIS.
NAZIS.
NAZIS.