I Need Stakes And Torches... And Potatoes And Mushrooms

So, so many reader have begged me to post actual photos of my own bad self...

Time to make the donuts.

DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!!!

I askeded teh Sweetie for sexytime. She didn't react well.

After having given many kids diabetes. There may, may, be vodka in there. I don't remember.

I got a (roughly) 14 year old girl to sprint down my driveway.

FLAWLESS VICTORY.