Monday, November 2, 2015

I Need Stakes And Torches... And Potatoes And Mushrooms

So, so many reader have begged me to post actual photos of my own bad self...




Time to make the donuts.


DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!!!

I askeded teh Sweetie for sexytime. She didn't react well.


After having given many kids diabetes. There may, may, be vodka in there. I don't remember.

I got a (roughly) 14 year old girl to sprint down my driveway.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.




9 comments:

  1. DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!!!

    Dammit. Starz offered the premiere of "Ash Vs. Evil Dead" for free. Yes, directed by Sam Raimi. Yes, Bruce the Chin. Yes, Lucy Lawless had a role.

    Dammit. Looks like I have to subscribe to Starz...

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  2. That last picture looks more like a bong...Jess sane...

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    1. All you need is to photoshop a lighter in the left hand...

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  3. IF ONLY DOM CAPERS WOULD BE DEAD BY DAWN HOLY HELL THAT WAS A WEAK, CRAPPY PERFORMANCE. THE OFFENSIVE LINE WAS ALSO OFFENSIVE. AND STILL RODGERS PUT THEM BACK IN THE GAME BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL, EVEN IF IT WASN'T ENOUGH.

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    1. SQUIRRELS SQUIRRELS SQUIRRELS SQUIRRELS SQUIRRELS SQUIRRELSSQUIRRELSSQUIRRELSSQUIRRELSSQUIRRELSSQUIRRELSSQUIRRELS

      ....sorry, I just couldn't think of a more offensive word.

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  4. Sorry, but I find Zygon Clara with the darker lipstick kind of...REALLY...hot.

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    1. Also she wields a missile launcher REALLY WELL. IYKWIMAITYD....

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  5. Scott Wooldridge says he put on his special Packer hat at halftime. So that explains that...

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