Ok, 2cd amendment stuff, Obamacare, my progressive fervor mounts!
Ooof, derp, the dumbass Texas-hunter-kills-Bigfoot story. What fresh hell will this be?...Wow. Well, open letter time.
Mr. McNeil, Mr. Wonderful, Mrs. Tracy (No, you don't get out of this.):
You are trolling me, dudes. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Let's try this from another angle.
There are many oddball, near impossible creatures in nature.
- Platypusses
- Nancy Grace
- My dog, all 40 pounds of whom is trying to sit on my chest, and who ate my favorite Packer hat yesterday. After I'm confident he has learned sit and stay, we'll have to work on the Lombardi Era.
Zoologically speaking, and comparatively, I believe that the possibility of Bigfoot existing is a rather reasonable hypothesis.
As far as the Dyar story and picture, let me preface by saying everything is bigger in Texas, especially the idiots. Upon review of the story, he shot something hairy, chasing after meat in the woods, in the South, I believe what he has there, is ...
Phil Robertson.
Now, I say to you good day. GOOD DAY SIR!!
Love, paleotectonics
Morning drive time radio again.
ReplyDeleteWell, THERE'S yer problem....
I have a commute with a radio, I don't shamble anywhere. What would you suggest I listen to: Country? Classic All Eagles All The Time Rock? The latest opus from Katy Perry?
DeleteOk, iPod is an option...
There you go.
DeleteMikey would tell you to hook up with Google Play All Access, but that's dependent on having a data signal, and I've been trying it out for a month. To my ears, there is no discernible difference between it and my own collection. In fact, it is missing MST3K snippets and the sounds of North American Frogs, so it is rapidly becoming an also ran.
and you can load it with podcasts, if you like the talky-talky rather than music while you drive....
DeleteI listen to a lot of podcasts, many many bytes of the Pod and phones are taken up with assorted nonsense and assorted nonsense I can probably delete now.
DeleteIn fact, it is missing MST3K snippets and the sounds of North American Frogs, so it is rapidly becoming an also ran.
DeleteI'm beginning to think we might be related.
I do seem to be starting the baldness routine....
DeleteOh, I am only snattering about the radio and iPods because I have a more basic argument against your Yeti fetish.
ReplyDeleteBasically, all those things you posit have actual, you know, physical evidence of their existence (even Nancy Grace, repellent as that may be). If you compared it to Dom Capers' ability to craft a defense against modern offenses, then you might have a case because there's less evidence of that than there is of Sas-Q.
But, and here's the thing; Texas redneck hunter-aborigines, vs an arguably intelligent hirsute mammal? Yeah, I suspect that the Texan will come out on the rear end of that exchange.
When in the blue hell do you sleep?!?
DeleteI thought Dom Capers' ability to craft a defense against modern offenses was even more of a hypothetical construct, like superstring theory, or Time Cube.
Yeah, I suspect that the Texan will come out on the rear end of that exchange.
This is a family blog, goddammit. Also Rule 34.
Also, Yeti Fetish is my new band name.
DeleteAlso.
DeleteSleep?
DeleteSasfoot or Bigsquatch or whatever would have to be really smart to have kept itself so well hidden all this time, which I have a hard time believing.
ReplyDeleteRegardless, I refuse to believe that Nancy Grace is real, so-called "evidence" be damned.
Bigsquatch is going to be my stage name for Yeti Fetish. Think Steel Panther, only not as subtle.
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