Thursday, June 18, 2015

Fuck Them

So, last night I was finally prepared to write a post again, slice of life, I've been through some ups and some serious downs recently. Seen a few great concerts, taken a couple nice short overnighters, had some successes professionally. Achieved even greater and more annoying health issues. Been outsourced. Haven't nearly completed many tasks I've set for myself.

And then I turned on the news.

And now I have some responses.
  • Ms. Lindsey: “But it’s 2015, there are people out there looking for Christians to kill them,” Graham added. “This is a mean time we live in.”
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

The inbred shitball wasn't looking for 'Christians' and you fucking know it, you swizzlestick. You self-loathing gun-worshipping bloodthirsty fucking fae monster. NRA whore. Let's-you-and-him-fight. You and your long, black, hard, penis replacements "Oh-oh-oh-oh, better watch out for me after 6pm, do you wanna see my AR-15?" You fucking hack - suck a tailpipe. 

  • Nikki Haley: Republican South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley gave an emotional speech at the press conference announcing the capture of the perpetrator of the Charleston church mass shooting, at one point appearing to be close to tears.
Jam a chainsaw up twixt your nethers, Nikki "No, seriously, I'm white, like Bobby Jindal, I'm a reverse Rachel Dolezal but I did it first, I iz a innovator, I am not a wog, I'm Nikki Brady!" Haley. You fucking monster, fucking vampire, fucking fuck, You. Helped. Cause. This. Take your crocodile tears and shove 'em! Not only do you happily fly the racist flag of fucking traitors, you don't even have the fucking decency, after the murder of African Americans because they are African Americans, to lower that toilet paper.
  • Lil'Waynie LaLil'Peter and every member of the NRA: Came in their pants yesterday, a flood of semen not seen since the first time they watched TV wrasslin.
I've flirted with grab-the-guns rhetoric on these pages, stood on the line. Fine, you death-dealing dickhead, you win. 
GRAB THE MOTHERFUCKING GUNS.
Then melt them down and drown these pathetic possessors of 9mm penises. You cowards. You sick, worthless, useless cowards. Fuck you. 


Actually, one more.
  • President Obama: "There is something particularly heartbreaking about the death happening in a place in which we seek solace and we seek peace, in a place of worship."
You know what, dude? I very often genuinely like you, I do, despite being disappoint many time. But you are genuinely so naive and sometimes flat out stupid.
- January 12, 2004 — Two white men break into a black church in Roanoke, Virginia, and cause $77,000 in damage.
- July 11, 2006 — A cross is burnt outside a black church in Richmond, Virginia.
- November 4, 2008 — Hours after President Obama’s first inauguration, three white men in Springfield, Massachusetts, doused the partially constructed Macedonia Church of God in Christ in gas and set it ablaze.
- December 28, 2010 — A white man attempting to “gain status” with a white-supremacist gang firebombs a black church in Crane, Texas. (H/T commenter SethCole, Raw Story)
The Southern Baptist Convention, always respected as a friend to all pale races who read the KJV and will never admit to watching anal porn, has stated its intention to 'declare war' on the US if gay marriage is given the stamp of approval. Yeah, Mr. President, these are fucking patriots, you fucking betcha, their asses just bleed eagles.

And so you know what?

FUCK YOU, Mr. Obama. You have taken no steps whatsoever towards reducing gun-violence. 
  • After Sandy Hook? Nice speech, then nothing. 
  • The fucking roaches at the Bundy ranch? Still breathing. You want to drone people? Drone those criminal amphibian molesters.
  • Every motherfucking racist rat goddam pig in the nation murdering the shit out of African Americans? Darren Fucking Wilson, where your Justice Dept. took the word of a bunch of sub-literate hillbillies calling themselves cops that "We dun't do nuffim wrong to dat nigger."? Still there, except for Wilson, who retired quite nicely on his un-needed (very important word, that) defense fund - a couple million bucks in Missouri gets you your own shotgun shack in the hollers and a couple purty sisters. 
Nice speech today. Are you finally going to fucking do something?

Fuck everything.

25 comments:

  1. BUT WAIT Hasn't the tyrannosaur-Hitler ObamaBub annexed Texasistan, taken the guns away from every white person in fuck-all, Midwest, and established work camps for Christians?

    I actually give Obama a pass on the gun laws- you can say he's been too weak on it, but considering how vocal the shitweasels have been when he's DONE NOTHING, the surge in skree and violence of of just the sort we're talking about would have been appalling.

    But other than that, I agree with you 200 pecent. and a half. Liberal zombizzle, yanno....

    https://youtu.be/AJDUpXq0gQg

    Also, please feel free to outsource the "Fuck You Friday On A Thursday" tag.

    Also, hope you enjoyed the Femmes/Hay/ BNL show as much as we did, and we had a damn flood.

    And sorry to hear about the health and outsourcing issues.

    Also, the shooter was a Treason In Defense of Slavery Fan. Where did he get the idea that his ideas might have support, except maybe THAT HIS DAMN STATE FLIES THE FLAG OF TREASON OVER THE STATEHOUSE?

    Dammit, reloading FIVE FUCKING TIMES? Sonovvabitch.

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    1. First of all, holy shit, someone wrote a blogpost on my blogpost!

      considering how vocal the shitweasels have been when he's DONE NOTHING, the surge in skree and violence of of just the sort we're talking about would have been appalling

      Imma just watching how hard he's whipping for TPP, hauling and/or bribing D. Congressmen into the OO. It's rare to se Pres. Obama do that at all, for anything. It might be time to humiliate and destroy the Manchins of the world and get some Dems to act, well, Dem.

      Also, hope you enjoyed the Femmes/Hay/ BNL show as much as we did, and we had a damn flood.

      I haz a lot of thoughts, and vid, of it. Primarily, given that BNL has been my Mekons for 25 years, it was still one of their best shows I've seen. I always thought Men At Work was seriously under-rated back when, but hadn't kept up on them/Hay, except for Hay's turn on the Lazlo Bane cover of Overkill, which was still stunning. And he was great to see solo, and a fu-n-n-n-y bastard. Femmes I'm always conflicted - certainly the tunes are so frequently good, but it was music of a time, in my case, middle/high school, and I was not having a good time.

      Dammit, reloading FIVE FUCKING TIMES? Sonovvabitch.

      There's vid of Steve Douchbro trying to do the math. Moron.

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  2. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

    I get the feeling he would like to....

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    1. The rotating first ladies thing - why am I so convinced that the 'rotating' part involves servos?

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  3. Fuck everything.

    remember that time when I wrote blog post after blog post saying that kind of thing, one thing at a time, and not allowing anyone to comment? Good times, good times. For really dark definitions of "good times"

    Hey, did you know Captain Janeway has a really great role as a violent Russian on Orange Is The New Black?

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    1. Good lord, everyone thought you were in a rubber room, or needed one badly.

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  4. Also also wik, have you checked out the Yahoo Screen series Other Space? Not only does it feature some familiar SOL faces, but it was produced by Paul Feig of Freaks and Geeks fame, and the brunette from the AT&T commercials is also in it, and she is a remarkably gifted comic actress.

    Also, since I am talking TV carp - check out the series Moone Boy if you can, it's on Hulu. Chris O'Dowd, from Bridesmaids, plays the imaginary friend of a charmingly medium-witted Scottish boy....

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    1. Also: CHAD. Wait for it, and it's one of the best deferred jokes in the history of forever....

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    2. Other Space is great! A.R.T. is my hero, and I never thought I'd be able to stand phone chick (as I can't stand those damn commercials, especially the one with Teh Nitwit Mark Cuban) but she is great.

      I'll check Moone Boy...

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  5. Yeah- did you check the traffic bump from when Tengrain put you on the C&L blog round up? I got one too, for the Replacements post you liked... It's cool. Also funny that not one of those people ACTUALLY COMMENTED! Sheesh....

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    1. I got a nice bump, yeah, but like you, no comments. I figgered it's 'cuz they then look at the blog, find it's 30% boring me shit, 30% Bigfoot, 30% wishing that General Sherman (and the British in 1812) had the sense to bring more torches.

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  6. MEKONS MEKONS MEKONS MEKONS MEKONS MEKONS

    because of course you all expected it.

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  7. "MOM! They're Zardozing your blog again!" said by someone who use to be a blogger....

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  8. I have a book called "Hello Cruel World" which is a collection of song lyrics, and one called "Mekons United" which is a cheaply bound book of lyrics, visuals and graphics, weird sort stories and poems, and included a CD.

    So, which one do I take to Mineral Point to get signed?

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    1. Zardoz says: why not both?

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    2. Gotta say, yeah, Min Point is a ridiculously nice area, not too terribly far from the Wollersheim Winery (FTMFW), Sweetie and I stayed nearby in a B&B a couple years ago - how did an anarcho-punk-folk band pick the Point Opera, a town surrounded by 17 identical country music stations? All Little Big Town, all the time.

      And I think the Cruel World book (after giggling the books).

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  9. Nice speech today. Are you finally going to fucking do something?

    HE'S FUCKING BUSY ALREADY!
    ~

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    1. Jesus, yeah. Punching the hippies for fun and profit.

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  10. ooof. You wanna talk health issues? You'll have to wait until I manage a new Empire post. Suffice to say that tomorrow will be the first time IN OVER A DECADE that I haven't gone to Summerfest Opening Day...

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    1. What did you break? Leg? Heart? Wind?

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    2. SonuvaBITCH!

      Dilaudid, stat! And get the Zombie something too!

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