Being Father's Day, I pulled Father's Doody....killed a spider, picked up dogshit, and mowed the lawn.
Heh. Father's DOODY.
Now I have to stop sweating from the lawnmowing, then decide whether to do work or read some science fiction on the deck. Which would, of course, entail running to the store to get some wine or beer.
Hold it a damn minute - Father's Day. Means YZ does that stuff. Including picking up beer/wine (I lived in WI until I was mid 30's, I know - someone will sell to him, just have him grow a beard.) While those of us who do not have kids or a high six figure income work the day away, we shall live vicariously through your sun-bathing ass.
When I was in high school, one of my friend's parents owned a liquor store, so they would sell to me if I bought my Dad's beer. "This for your Dad?" he would ask, with a fake-mean glare.
Kingsbury isn't that bad when you're in high school.
Being Father's Day, I pulled Father's Doody....killed a spider, picked up dogshit, and mowed the lawn.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Father's DOODY.
Now I have to stop sweating from the lawnmowing, then decide whether to do work or read some science fiction on the deck. Which would, of course, entail running to the store to get some wine or beer.
Sigh.
Hold it a damn minute - Father's Day. Means YZ does that stuff. Including picking up beer/wine (I lived in WI until I was mid 30's, I know - someone will sell to him, just have him grow a beard.)
DeleteWhile those of us who do not have kids or a high six figure income work the day away, we shall live vicariously through your sun-bathing ass.
a high six figure income
DeleteI LOL every time you say that.
Including picking up beer/wine
DeleteWhen I was in high school, one of my friend's parents owned a liquor store, so they would sell to me if I bought my Dad's beer. "This for your Dad?" he would ask, with a fake-mean glare.
Kingsbury isn't that bad when you're in high school.
Means YZ does that stuff.
DeleteHe says he wants Dad to get a little exercise. He's lying of course, but the "this is for YOU" indicates he has a future in politics.
Kingsbury
DeleteNo way, Special Ex Light. When it was still $5 a case and my dad worked at the brewery.
a future in politics.
"Oh-h-h-h, YZ, where did we go wrong??"
Also: Gaslight Anthem is going to be at Harley Fest. I am kind of stoked.
ReplyDeleteEverythime I've been at my desk I've put on NoFX and Reel Big Fish - I need to go to Warped.
Delete"Who's the ancient fucker on crutches?!"
I just emusic'ed Punk in Drublic.
DeleteYou should check out Milwaukee ska-punks Something To Do. They have often opened for RBF.
DeleteDrublic is, who am I kidding, I like all of it. For a live album, They've Only Gotten Worse is a lot of damn fun.
DeleteRBF is another band I love. I'll check out Something To Do.
Is Little Blue Crunchy Things still a thing?
Just got done raiding Cabelas on-line (dad's day sale), more fishing stuff. Someday I'll get the price of my fish under $300/lb...or probably not.
ReplyDeleteDamn that fish!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder everyone makes war on him.
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wait. You have a FUCKING foot?
ReplyDeleteI am almost positive you have some grievous misunderstandings about the process.
Or you are part of a VERY narrow fetish scene.
Either way, we probably need know no more. Different strokes for different soles, you know!