Sunday, December 22, 2013

Since I Suck At Bloggism, I'll Just Do A Packer Game Live-Thingy

When I went to get lunch for the wife and I, the MN 'Queens - Cincy Bengals game was over and Twin Cities sportstalk was already gleefully giving up on the decade,

Best one?
"I just don't think Leslie Frazier has the tools to be a head coach." Holy damn Hannah, every dog in North America heard that whistle. Jesus, dude. Wonder if he watches Duck Dynasty?

OK, teh Pack.

I've been very much on the side of the fence wherein Dom Capers, Defensive Coord of the Packers, should be stoned, whether or not anyone says Jehovah, but I have also happily heaped blame on the defensive players, especially the secondary, for being completely incompetent. And I stand by that, but shit, that first Pittsburgh series we were not in a proper set for a single play, the punt due to weather as much as anything.

And I want to have Eddie Lacy's children - before anyone gets too torn up in the biological unneccessities of it, I'll adopt 'em. Boykin's too - SIX!!

Anyone reading? Bring it.
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  1. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 3:51 PM

    On the Steelers KO return, GODDAMN HOLDING. Already see the refs are gonna be the very soul of consistency...

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  2. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 3:57 PM

    Tackling not worth a dammit. Gonna be a long half/game/season.

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  3. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:08 PM

    On the long punt return by Brown, hella tackle by Masthay.

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    what about Clay Matthews? Gonna have some of his babbies?

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    1. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:31 PM

      Doesn't look like he'll be cuffing one off for a while...again. Dagnabbit, give him a heavier cast or something.

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  5. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:28 PM

    Imma have to go out and halftime and shovel out the driveway where the plows piled it back in.

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  6. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:29 PM

    consider me a vote for Dom Capers being at fault for everything, including Rodger's facial hair and the foot of snowfall we got last night.

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  7. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:33 PM

    what a great 11 yard run by lacy. head down and just driving his way.

    Just spitballing here, but would it not be a good thing to go into the playdowns with Rodgers fresh and shiny?

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    1. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:35 PM

      You have to think that they've considered it - we really need next week, he'll have had two months to heal, the Steelers are very beatable IF WE COULD FUCKING TACKLE.

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    2. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:37 PM

      If the defense can get their heads out of Dom Capers' ass, I think Matt Flynn can beat the Bears...

      LACY FLYING INTO THE END ZONE LIKE A ...A FLYIN G THING!!!!

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:34 PM

    no action for Jordy yet today. Double teaming?

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    1. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:36 PM

      Light up James Jones and Boykin, Jordy will free up a bit.

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  9. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:36 PM

    I LOVE EDDIE LACY!!!

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  10. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:40 PM

    shit. Was there not any holding on that return?

    crappy kick, too.

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  11. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:40 PM

    Not a good sign when your kickers are in the team leaders for tackles.

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  12. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:41 PM

    I need Capers sideline phone number...

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  13. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    Jesus, tackle goddammit!

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  14. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    stop. stop. stop. stop. stop. stop. stop.

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  15. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    Does icing the kicker EVER work? I mean, other than eating MY stomach lining?

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    1. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:46 PM

      Nope.

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    2. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:47 PM

      if it ever did, today would have done it.

      On the other claw, that time out wasn't doing anything, so what the hey?

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  16. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    OK, Micah, earn your paycheck.

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  17. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    You shovel, I'll make a strong drink, meet you in Caper's skybox in 15. Bring the shovel.

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    1. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:03 PM

      The neighbor with the big snowblower helped YZ do the end of the driveway. Now he's cleaning out the angle parked cars across the street.

      so, as long as you're making one a them strong drinks...

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  18. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:51 PM

    "LIGHT AND FLUFFY" FUCK YOU meteorology team.

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  19. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:06 PM

    can we blame Dom Capers for not being ready for a fake punt?

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  20. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:06 PM

    WTF.... Whats the damn flag?

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  21. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:07 PM

    I can outrun Rapistburger - dammit.

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  22. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:07 PM

    WTF. CAN'T STOP THAT FAT PIG ROETHLISBERGER?

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  23. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:15 PM

    KUHNNNNNNN

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  24. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:16 PM

    the flag just fell out of his pocketses!

    ....Apparently Bilbo is one of the refs.

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  25. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:17 PM

    Damn, doesn't Flynn practice the damn bootleg? Looked baaaad.

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  26. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    Same thing as frakkin Dallas - we are getting production from the run, stick with it. And I still love Boykin.

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  27. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:20 PM

    Lacy's over 1100 yards for the season.

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  28. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:20 PM

    Flynn is stinking the joint up.

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    1. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:21 PM

      Bring Favre back.

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    2. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:22 PM

      Last I heard, he literally cannot remember what he had for breakfast. 30 or so concussions will do an Ali on ya.

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    3. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:26 PM

      is that different than before retirement? He was never a rocket scientist.

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  29. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    Time for Capers to pull out the safety set.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  30. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    my wife is trying to break her phone.

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    1. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:24 PM

      OK, I'll bite. Why is Sublime killing her phone?

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    2. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:25 PM

      because reasons, apparently.

      nah. just clumsy. she's busted two by putting it in her rear pocketses and falling on her butt.

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    3. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:27 PM

      Excellent. Good. Hope its an iPhone.

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    4. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:34 PM

      why do you want her to break her iPhone?

      Delete
  31. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:23 PM

    FUMBLE-TOUCHDOWN!!!??!?!?!

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  32. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:23 PM

    FUCK YOU!

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  33. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    FUMBLE

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  34. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    apparently your feed is slightly faster than mine.

    now, give it to Lacy four times.

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    1. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:28 PM

      aw, that one made it so obv that Flynn wanted some end zone glory for himself.

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  35. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:28 PM

    Dammit Flynn, what the hell?

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  36. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:30 PM

    well, that was disappoint.

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  37. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:30 PM

    What the fuck.

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  38. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:31 PM

    What the hell?!?!

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    1. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:31 PM

      OMG

      crazy crazy game.

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    2. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:32 PM

      rapistburger is trying to argue.

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    3. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:35 PM

      Funny that they had to have the ref with the best mansplaining to give the full coherent explanation.

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    4. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:35 PM

      I think my drinks are too strong - I is conflizted. Happy, but conflizted.

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    5. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:37 PM

      I think my drinks are too strong

      There is something wrong with this sentence, it makes no sense.

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    6. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:40 PM

      Do you read sign language - I'll get a translator and WE CAN'T TACKLE WORTH A SHIT!!!

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  39. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    OK, THERE is what Lacy should have done the first time.

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  40. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:39 PM

    The important question, now on ESPN - how does this affect the Cowboys?

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  41. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:48 PM

    pretty shitty pass, Flynn.

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  42. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    Boykin could have gone a long way. Quarless needs to open his eyes.

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  43. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    amazing how Lacy just keeps running.

    Quarless fucks up again.

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  44. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    Quarless needs to get beaten

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  45. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    Oh. Hell.

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  46. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    He get rolled up? And the Flynn-Quarless duo strikes again!

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  47. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:55 PM

    Re-fill time. Seagrams and Diet Dew.

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  48. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    Hell of an athletic catch by Hawk!

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  49. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    HAWK.

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  50. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 6:01 PM

    Great play by Jones, nice pass to be fair.

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  51. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    Starks is running for daylight.

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  52. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    Flynn is too quick to throw it away. Gotta go for 6.

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    1. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 6:03 PM

      I don't think he was throwing it away. I think he threw it shitty.

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  53. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 6:34 PM

    well, Matt Flynn just ended the Packer's season.

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  54. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 6:36 PM

    Yep.

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    1. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 6:37 PM

      aaron rodgers must feel horribly powerless.

      Well-compensated, but powerless.

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    2. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 6:38 PM

      Couple times today in fact.

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  55. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 6:45 PM

    Oh yeah. Let stillers score so you have more time to re-tie the game.

    Yeah, let's go with that. What could go wrong?

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  56. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 6:46 PM

    Playing for a tie again. Lovely stategery.

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  57. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 6:55 PM

    I suspect Flynn is not the answer. And Dom Capers should be fed to squid.

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    1. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 22, 2013 at 7:36 PM

      Flynn MIGHT be the answer. To a really stupid question.

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  58. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 22, 2013 at 7:03 PM

    Happy Whatever Holiday Zombie and Undead Family!

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  59. OBSDecember 23, 2013 at 12:40 PM

    I kinda enjoy seeing the paleo/zombie sportsbizzle show after it's happened, although I feel like it should really devolve into far less coherent drunken rambling to be really representative of proper sportsball fandom.

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    1. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 23, 2013 at 2:44 PM

      I was not keeping up my end of the drinking. Didn't have the right ingredients for the Paleo Wallbangers.

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    2. Rev. paleotectonicsDecember 24, 2013 at 6:51 AM

      See next post.

      And OBS, for incoherent drunken rambling, see the post of the Bears game, especially if things don't go as planned.

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    3. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 24, 2013 at 11:41 AM

      "planned"? We have Dom Capers for defensive coordinator, fer cripes.

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    4. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 24, 2013 at 11:42 AM

      also, to steal a mikeyism, "the completely random football stylings of Matt Flynn".

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