Sunday, December 22, 2013

Since I Suck At Bloggism, I'll Just Do A Packer Game Live-Thingy

When I went to get lunch for the wife and I, the MN 'Queens - Cincy Bengals game was over and Twin Cities sportstalk was already gleefully giving up on the decade,

Best one?
"I just don't think Leslie Frazier has the tools to be a head coach." Holy damn Hannah, every dog in North America heard that whistle. Jesus, dude. Wonder if he watches Duck Dynasty?

OK, teh Pack.

I've been very much on the side of the fence wherein Dom Capers, Defensive Coord of the Packers, should be stoned, whether or not anyone says Jehovah, but I have also happily heaped blame on the defensive players, especially the secondary, for being completely incompetent. And I stand by that, but shit, that first Pittsburgh series we were not in a proper set for a single play, the punt due to weather as much as anything.

And I want to have Eddie Lacy's children - before anyone gets too torn up in the biological unneccessities of it, I'll adopt 'em. Boykin's too - SIX!!

Anyone reading? Bring it.

118 comments:

  1. On the Steelers KO return, GODDAMN HOLDING. Already see the refs are gonna be the very soul of consistency...

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  2. Tackling not worth a dammit. Gonna be a long half/game/season.

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  3. On the long punt return by Brown, hella tackle by Masthay.

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  4. what about Clay Matthews? Gonna have some of his babbies?

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    1. Doesn't look like he'll be cuffing one off for a while...again. Dagnabbit, give him a heavier cast or something.

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  5. Imma have to go out and halftime and shovel out the driveway where the plows piled it back in.

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  6. consider me a vote for Dom Capers being at fault for everything, including Rodger's facial hair and the foot of snowfall we got last night.

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  7. what a great 11 yard run by lacy. head down and just driving his way.

    Just spitballing here, but would it not be a good thing to go into the playdowns with Rodgers fresh and shiny?

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    1. You have to think that they've considered it - we really need next week, he'll have had two months to heal, the Steelers are very beatable IF WE COULD FUCKING TACKLE.

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    2. If the defense can get their heads out of Dom Capers' ass, I think Matt Flynn can beat the Bears...

      LACY FLYING INTO THE END ZONE LIKE A ...A FLYIN G THING!!!!

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  8. no action for Jordy yet today. Double teaming?

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    1. Light up James Jones and Boykin, Jordy will free up a bit.

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  9. shit. Was there not any holding on that return?

    crappy kick, too.

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  10. Not a good sign when your kickers are in the team leaders for tackles.

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  11. I need Capers sideline phone number...

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  12. stop. stop. stop. stop. stop. stop. stop.

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  13. Does icing the kicker EVER work? I mean, other than eating MY stomach lining?

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    1. if it ever did, today would have done it.

      On the other claw, that time out wasn't doing anything, so what the hey?

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  14. You shovel, I'll make a strong drink, meet you in Caper's skybox in 15. Bring the shovel.

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    1. The neighbor with the big snowblower helped YZ do the end of the driveway. Now he's cleaning out the angle parked cars across the street.

      so, as long as you're making one a them strong drinks...

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  15. "LIGHT AND FLUFFY" FUCK YOU meteorology team.

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  16. can we blame Dom Capers for not being ready for a fake punt?

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  17. WTF. CAN'T STOP THAT FAT PIG ROETHLISBERGER?

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  18. the flag just fell out of his pocketses!

    ....Apparently Bilbo is one of the refs.

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  19. Damn, doesn't Flynn practice the damn bootleg? Looked baaaad.

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  20. Same thing as frakkin Dallas - we are getting production from the run, stick with it. And I still love Boykin.

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    1. Last I heard, he literally cannot remember what he had for breakfast. 30 or so concussions will do an Ali on ya.

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    2. is that different than before retirement? He was never a rocket scientist.

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  22. Time for Capers to pull out the safety set.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    1. OK, I'll bite. Why is Sublime killing her phone?

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    2. because reasons, apparently.

      nah. just clumsy. she's busted two by putting it in her rear pocketses and falling on her butt.

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    3. Excellent. Good. Hope its an iPhone.

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    4. why do you want her to break her iPhone?

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    1. challenge. The replay makes it look like the ball is out before the knee hits.

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    2. Gonna be inconclusive. So close...

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  25. apparently your feed is slightly faster than mine.

    now, give it to Lacy four times.

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    1. aw, that one made it so obv that Flynn wanted some end zone glory for himself.

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    1. Funny that they had to have the ref with the best mansplaining to give the full coherent explanation.

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    2. I think my drinks are too strong - I is conflizted. Happy, but conflizted.

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    3. I think my drinks are too strong

      There is something wrong with this sentence, it makes no sense.

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    4. Do you read sign language - I'll get a translator and WE CAN'T TACKLE WORTH A SHIT!!!

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  27. OK, THERE is what Lacy should have done the first time.

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  28. The important question, now on ESPN - how does this affect the Cowboys?

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  29. Boykin could have gone a long way. Quarless needs to open his eyes.

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  30. amazing how Lacy just keeps running.

    Quarless fucks up again.

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  31. He get rolled up? And the Flynn-Quarless duo strikes again!

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  32. Re-fill time. Seagrams and Diet Dew.

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    1. with an extra 15 yards penalty. THX, STILLERZ.

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  34. Great play by Jones, nice pass to be fair.

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  35. Flynn is too quick to throw it away. Gotta go for 6.

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    1. I don't think he was throwing it away. I think he threw it shitty.

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  36. well, Matt Flynn just ended the Packer's season.

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    1. aaron rodgers must feel horribly powerless.

      Well-compensated, but powerless.

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  38. Oh yeah. Let stillers score so you have more time to re-tie the game.

    Yeah, let's go with that. What could go wrong?

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  39. Playing for a tie again. Lovely stategery.

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  40. I suspect Flynn is not the answer. And Dom Capers should be fed to squid.

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    1. Flynn MIGHT be the answer. To a really stupid question.

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  41. Happy Whatever Holiday Zombie and Undead Family!

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    1. I hope to do a Holiday Zompost yet. It could happen!

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  42. I kinda enjoy seeing the paleo/zombie sportsbizzle show after it's happened, although I feel like it should really devolve into far less coherent drunken rambling to be really representative of proper sportsball fandom.

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    1. I was not keeping up my end of the drinking. Didn't have the right ingredients for the Paleo Wallbangers.

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    2. See next post.

      And OBS, for incoherent drunken rambling, see the post of the Bears game, especially if things don't go as planned.

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    3. "planned"? We have Dom Capers for defensive coordinator, fer cripes.

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    4. also, to steal a mikeyism, "the completely random football stylings of Matt Flynn".

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