Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The New Year Is Almost Upon Us

I have some wishes.

 I wish for collective sanity - as a country. We'alls fuckered sometimes.

 I wish for Johnny Manziel to have a lineman dropped on his head.

 I wish it was not -16degF . I want to take my dog for a walk.

 I wish for a bowl win tomorrow, Bucky Badger vs the So. Carolina Hicks. I wish for at least one Packer playoff victory, out of a deep personal dislike for the criminal Harbaugh, but for the Packers' Defensive Coordinator, Mr. Dom 'The Colander' Capers, to be unemployed, ummm, tomorrow.

 I have personal goals and work goals and I wish to make progress towards all.

 I wish to meet anyone who reads and enjoys my drivel IRL and buy them a beer. Or seventeen.

 I wish for Phil Robertson to be eaten by ducks.

 I wish to make my wife happy.

 I wish to catch too many fish to eat. (Ice fishing vacation in two weeks, W00t!!1!!)

 I wish for my weight in gold. (Sorry. Couldn't help it.)

 I wish for all of you to see something you cannot un-see:



































  1. Headphone hat, for the dude what needs tunes whilst shoveling
  2. I'm a REDSHIRT! Been nice knowing everyone. Also, I'm an enormous nerd and apparently my in-laws know this.
  3. Despicable Me - loves me some Minions. See also no. 2.
  4. 21 YO limited edition Lismore Legend single malt, unfortunately marked incorrectly, that is, marked into our price range, by a store that will have difficulty reconciling its December books.

Happy New Year Everybody!!!

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  1. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 1, 2014 at 12:45 PM

    I wish to meet anyone who reads and enjoys my drivel IRL and buy them a beer. Or seventeen.

    Next time you are driving past Milwaukee, allow for an extra three to five hours.

    I wish for Phil Robertson to be eaten by ducks.

    His brain has already been eaten. It tasted awful, had to use it in stew to make it even edible.

    I wish to make my wife happy.

    Let her name the cats.


    I wish to catch too many fish to eat. (Ice fishing vacation in two weeks, W00t!!1!!)

    Too much Minnesota.

    I wish for my weight in gold. (Sorry. Couldn't help it.)

    Too Much Beck.

    I wish for all of you to see something you cannot un-see:

    I have the ThinkGeek red t-shirt that says "Expendable" on the front.

    One would think that modern plastic surgery could remove that caul.

    Blog on.

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    1. Rev. paleotectonicsJanuary 2, 2014 at 11:18 AM

      Next time you are driving past Milwaukee, allow for an extra three to five hours.
      This will be a thing.

      One would think that modern plastic surgery could remove that caul.
      Cost me a small fortune to put in on, fergawdsakes. Its the in thing - ask YZ.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 1, 2014 at 1:22 PM

    Happy New Year!
    ~

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  3. M. BouffantJanuary 2, 2014 at 2:36 AM

    You're lucky to have spotted that accidental markdown.

    And I don't think the cap counts, 'cause you can't tell how geeky it is.

    Looks otherwise normal. Here's to a happnin' New Yr.

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    1. Rev. paleotectonicsJanuary 2, 2014 at 11:20 AM

      Here's to a happnin' New Yr.
      I expect nothing less! liftsglass

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