Just When You Think You Can Trust A Teabagger...

So, for several years, there have been issues between the Minnesota Vikings, under several ownership groups, and the state of Minnesota, wherein the team wants a taxpayer paid-for Xanadu to play in, with all receipts going to the current bunch of owners thugs. The current owner douchebag desiring the state of Minnesota to fund his retirement is Mafioso-wannabe Zygi "the Mall-Owner" Wilf, billionaire, famous for shaking down northeastern states, New Jersey in particular, for public lands and funding, that he may grant us, teh little people, a site for that up-and-coming chain Hot Topic. Sainthood assured, he turned his attentions to bringing Minnesota a Super Bowl champeenship with the hiring of the hot-handed Leslie Frazier (head coach); the gracing upon running back Adrien Peterson, admittedly one of the most talented players in the ever, a contract rivaling the Pope's, only with more practical shoes and arthroscopic surgeries; and with the courtship of the enigmatic Brett Favre, famous quarterback,and league record holder in many categories including retirements. Now, 3 exciting 2011-12 season wins later, the stadium drama has reached a fever pitch, with a dramatic vote taken last night in the MN on a bonding bill including the stadium. 


I allow no rivals in the contempt I hold for Tea Party members whining bitches. In their desire to rein in deficits and clean our fiscal house jail the Kenyan Usurper and regain a white man's civil right to beat women, they, and they alone, are to blame for our extended economic woes. Don't be mistaken - the Dems have been useless, but not particularly harmful. The urge to return to the glorious days of Vichy France is a republican thing. But, I had hope, for once. Although they would be doing it for a stupid reason, to politically hurt Gov. Mark Dayton (who as much as I like him, has made a horrible, horrible decision, pushing for this boondoggle), the Tea-rapists had fought against the public funding aspect of the stadium. And guess what, DFL party, in this case you are being PARTICULARLY harmful. Stop now.


Please understand. As I've said before, Wilf can write a check for the whole damn thing and still afford mac-n-cheese, and if he wants to build the place, more power to him, and he is welcome to all receipts. But putting one taxpayer cent into this, with the enormous problems in Moosesota, is Plain. Flat. Wrong. Dayton will pay a price, and he should.


So. A certain amount of confidence that the Tea-arsonists would end this stupidity. Hell, if they did, I'd probably call them by the first name they chose, out of respect - Teabaggers. Go forth, you uneducable sheep, you hacks, you band of inbreds, and vote!


What the fuck. Ummm, it not only passed, but sailed through? Even with a last minute change in some of the financing, which the Vikings have already quietly declared they would fight, it is still one of the single largest public giveaway to a billionaire in sports?


Dammit! Why can't you yokels have the courage of your poorly reasoned convictions for once. "Well, paleo, a billionaire whistled, and we are just conditioned to turn around and present pucker. Sorry. Just a moment - Yes Mr. Wilf sir?"