Brief political note - Minnesota is struggling to pass a statute regarding standards for dog and cat breeding facilities, targeting the "puppy/kitty mills". Again. Struggling. Ummm, I ain'tn't sure how anyone could quibble with requirements that the animals be kept clean, with enough room to relax/sleep comfortably, time with other pets and their mothers to learn to, you know, FUCKING PLAY AND SOCIALIZE? I have my friends, for who I would help hide the body, but I'm not exactly a social butterfly. I'm an animal lover, more a dog person than a cat person but I love mah kittehs. What are these jackholes concerned about?
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finished robot last night, and one of the other mentors gave me a lovely sinus cold. I feel like homemade shit.
ReplyDeleteNever had a commercial shit, myself. I take pride in home-made.
DeleteSounds like a job for mulled wine, or coffee with brandy. And if you finished the robot without bitchslapping the one kid, you can make it a double.
Lucy, the Orange, Leaky-Ass Dog, is a Black Mouth Cur that came from a puppy mill. We figure she's a purebred that was dumped because there is some white marking on her snout, which should be all black for a show dog.
ReplyDeleteWhat assholes. At this point, Republicans just want to break government in any way possible. It's only about preventing it from doing anything salutary, so they can point and say "gubblment is the problem, herp derp derp" They really do hate everybody who is not them, and have zero empathy.
You know what we need? Republican mills, that churn them out and keep them in tiny cages, for eventual sale to the Republican pit-fighting circuit.
Republican pit-fighting circuit
DeleteAs long as we put the losers down humanely - we are not monsters.
I had a purebred mini-dachs, part of a previous life, but as much as I loved the little guy, I won't go purebred again, gonna rescue one. Maybe this year yet, though that might be pushing things.
"gubblment is the problem"
So why in hell do you dumb bastards try so hard to get in it?
don't get the wrong idea. Lucy was a rescue also.
Deletethey initially thought she was some kind of collie mix. we had to look it up later.
DeleteBad speakage on my part - I wont go to a breeder or pet store - HS or no-kill, like for the kittehs.
DeleteLong, long workday, working on a project, had my head under a raised floor for several hours, the desiccation was a mighty thing, forcing me to try to re-hydrate with Glenfiddich 18, the Scots are a wise people
ReplyDeleteGlenfiddich 18, it has what plants crave! Would you be able to wear a Camelbak on the job, in order to avoid dehydration?