Sunday, December 16, 2012

Sports Don't Mean Much Ever, But...

Mason Crosby needs to be released. Now. Mid-second quarter. Set an NFL record for hustling a dumb bastard out of a stadium. I want him in street clothes outside, selling apples on a corner. Or in a house in the everglades, surrounded by his own graffiti.


Ugh.*

That's all.

UPDATE: 10:10 4th Quarter.

NO ONE BLEEDIN' LISTENS TO ME.

Arrggghhhh!**

*This term may be used for all Jim Carrey films, but Ace Ventura and the Mask were passibly non-terrible.
**See above, or ibid, or et al, or whatever the hell.

10 comments:

  1. I always had a soft spot for The Cable Guy, which was refreshingly dark.

    Mason Crosby is going to be walking home, I think.

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  2. Guard the border at Beloit or Kenosha.

    Ok on The Cable Guy, atchally.

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  3. WTF was with that lateral on the kick return? did they let Crosby CALL a play too?

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    1. Cobb has had a great game - going to his head a little?
      Crosby just wants ONE MORE CHANCE.

      Sheesh.

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  4. And in the 2 min warning, we have decided to punt rather than try a 53 yarder?

    Sheesh.

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  5. Bears fans haz sadface.

    So does Troy Aikman.

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  6. SECOND SEED.

    Perhaps even more delicious, Bears fans have to hope for a Packer victory next week to help them into the playdowns.

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    1. We're putting it together at teh right time - that was the best defensive effort I've seen in some time, but you know Capers kicked some ass in the locker room over the shutout...

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