Mason Crosby needs to be released. Now. Mid-second quarter. Set an NFL record for hustling a dumb bastard out of a stadium. I want him in street clothes outside, selling apples on a corner. Or in a house in the everglades, surrounded by his own graffiti.
Ugh.*
That's all.
UPDATE: 10:10 4th Quarter.
NO ONE BLEEDIN' LISTENS TO ME.
Arrggghhhh!**
*This term may be used for all Jim Carrey films, but Ace Ventura and the Mask were passibly non-terrible.
**See above, or ibid, or et al, or whatever the hell.
I always had a soft spot for The Cable Guy, which was refreshingly dark.
ReplyDeleteMason Crosby is going to be walking home, I think.
Guard the border at Beloit or Kenosha.
ReplyDeleteOk on The Cable Guy, atchally.
WTF was with that lateral on the kick return? did they let Crosby CALL a play too?
ReplyDeleteCobb has had a great game - going to his head a little?
DeleteCrosby just wants ONE MORE CHANCE.
Sheesh.
And in the 2 min warning, we have decided to punt rather than try a 53 yarder?
ReplyDeleteSheesh.
Bears fans haz sadface.
ReplyDeleteSo does Troy Aikman.
But what about Troy McClure?
DeleteIs he a Bears fan?
DeleteSECOND SEED.
ReplyDeletePerhaps even more delicious, Bears fans have to hope for a Packer victory next week to help them into the playdowns.
We're putting it together at teh right time - that was the best defensive effort I've seen in some time, but you know Capers kicked some ass in the locker room over the shutout...
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