Saturday, December 1, 2012

The First Rule Of Peak Wingnut...

My prognostication skills rate poorly. Just 2 days ago I thought Louie the Lizard had won the Wingnutolympics

with his discovery that the Black Sith had given Libya to Al Qaeda for his own sinister purposes, sharks with frikkin laser beams, or helping sick people not be, you know, sick. Hell, he had gone so far into the TimeCube I thought it an end to the years wild wacky wacistness!

Bouy, that opinion sunk quickly.

I present to you the theory of the Butthurt Bearded Sky Fairy

“I opened up a birthday present that I didn’t like, and I said it right out, ‘Oh, I don’t like those,’” the radio host recalled. “And it just crushed — and the person that gave me gift was there. You know, I just kind of blurted it out, ‘I don’t like those.’ And it just crushed that person. It was enormously insensitive of me to do that.”
“And you think, that’s kind of how we’re treating God when he’s given us these gifts of abundant and inexpensive and effective fuel sources,” Fischer added. “And we don’t thank him for it and we don’t use it.”
“You know, God has buried those treasures there because he loves to see us find them.”
Bryan Fischer of the AFA team, be proud, quite a feat!* The refs are still running to place your marker! How much do you think I can bench press?

*Note: Current results, finals dependent upon blood sampling.


  1. It's amazing- he'll then go blame hurricanes and tornadoes on our inability to burn fossil fuels at an even greater rate.

    1. Cmon BBBB, that's silly talk. Clearly hurricanes are an LGBT based meteorological event because the great and all powerful vengeful entity what knew these fetusesi in the womb missed the whole 'fabulous' gene, and tornadoes are sent to the trailer parks to...



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    1. I was thinking 'whining bitch'.

      I can move a bit, almost day to day, as to where I fall on the faith spectrum, save for two unshakeable foundations :
      Organized Religion Inc. is a scam, and dangerous.
      The entity called out by the Abrahamic traditions is a bastard.

  3. ooops. So much for doing anything productive.