Friday, December 14, 2012

Won't Even Try A Snarky Title

A parent, and a second suspect, in custody, shoots up a school in Connecticut, leaving over 2 dozen dead, including as many as 18 children. One ENTIRE CLASSROOM of students remains unaccounted for at this time.

The White House, and therefore the president, who I lent my support to, for what it is worth, shrugged it off. No, Mr. President, today is exactly the day to discuss our NON-EXISTENT GUN LAWS in the face of potential political 'backlash' from those with the .357 penis extensions.

Our religious leaders weigh in - Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association, bravely protecting us from teh Gay:

I'm all aflutter waiting for Fox News to blame Susan Rice, and the NRA's call for the arming of kindergartners.

We suck. We absolutely suck.

I am ill.


Per Zombie, and then via ThinkProgress, President Obama's statement was far more in the vein of 'let's fix this shit.' Thank you very much, Mr. President. Please. Now.

I am still sick to my soul. Bastards.


  1. Obama didn't shrug it off in his statement. He kind of walked back that "isn't the day" bit.

    Although the Teatard troll at the Political Environment immediately went into "guns don't kill, people do" mode.

    Yeah. People with guns, you nimrod.

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    1. Bryan Fischer needs to shut up, for a long time. He, and the equally loathable LaPierre, need to shut the fuck up, for a long, long, long time.