Oh Joy.
Teh Minnesotans Living In Fear Of Butthole Stretching Exercises, Kind Of Like Kegels For Afeart Good Moral People Who May End Up SuperGluing Teh Sphincter And Getting Colostomy Bags Oh God The Gheys Don't Bugger That Do They ENID!!! (TMLIFOBSEKOLKFAGMPFUCKIT) had a little clambake at the Minnesota Capitol.
Letting their legislators, all the Independent Republican minority of them (sometimes I like MN), know that they stood with them in the fight against equal rights.
Brian Brown, of the National Organization for Marriage, and creators of The Gathering Storm video (I'll link to the rotten sonuvabitch but I won't embed it, life is short enough) led the brain damaged in a desire for the troof, essentially that equal rights suck, that human dignity sucks, that some people are just, sort of, um, lesser?
Oh yeah, and a contribution would be useful, 'cuz fags.
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Maybe a thousand backward peckernecks. Look at the signs, embiggenize the photo, if your lunch is digested.
"Don't Erase Moms and Dads"
Because being a parent is only about a biological act. If'n ya got that, go ahead and warp the shit out of your little cabbages.
"Don't Lie To Children"
Those young'uns should be TOLD, goddamit, that THEY ALONE are Gawd's little snowflakes. Anybody in the slightest different, hell, anybody who is not them, needs to be miserable and preferably dead.There is a very, very special place in my heart for these jackholes. A little, stabby, dark place. Go to hell, kiddies.
Don't erase moms and dads? How does Pete and Steve getting married affect Joan and Waldo in the slightest?
ReplyDeleteAlso, Minnesotans for Marriage can be abbreviated M4M, which is another hilarious NOM blunder.
How does Pete and Steve getting married affect Joan and Waldo in the slightest?
ReplyDeleteSince they are so very childish, I'll respond in kind - they think they are going to get cooties. Dammit, parenting is about, well, parenting. Full disclosure - not a parent, unlikely to be one, but: Any idiot with a brainstem can breed - parenting is endless, hard, rewarding, and heartbreaking work on an, especially initially, fairly fragile creature. I have no clue how my parents didn't maim me a thousand times over growing up. And now I respect and love the living hell out of them. They had to work though, holy shit did they work their asses off for us. What in the hell does screwing have to do with any of that?
Also, Minnesotans for Marriage can be abbreviated M4M, which is another hilarious NOM blunder.
They seriously need a class in the 'lingo of the kids', as I used to call it. Or a link to the Urban Dictionary.