When what to my wandering eyes should appear (in my mailbox) but a subject line*:
(paleo), see the best advice Martha Stewart ever got!
And so on.
Silly paleo. Martha Stewart? Imma thunkin -
1. Get a better lawyer
2. Get a better stockbroker
3. 1001 Easy Shivs Made From Cake Decoration Bits
*not captured for privacy concerns