Wednesday, March 13, 2013

The Immutable Laws Of The Universe - Gravity, Thermodynamics, Poe's

Look, I've had a little fun the last couple days, letting my weird out, mocking the age-old traditions of Mother Church - teh Conclave, prayerful consideration, testifying in pedophilia cases and corruption. It was fun, I thought it likely that they would end up with a seriously repressed conservative old guy. Safe bet. 

And they did.

One who, according to some accounts, KNOWS WHERE THE GODDAMN BODIES ARE BURIED.

Why do I bother? I can't top this. No one can top this. Maybe TBogg, or Cerberus, 'k. But, are you fucking kidding me?

I need a drink.


  1. The funny thing is that it surprises anybody that the cult of the kiddie diddlers chose an evil bastard. After the last guy? Sheesh.

    1. Basic PR 101 - Fail.

      And I'm not surprised, I guess, well, somewhat. And like ZRM says below, it's a low bar.

  2. the thing that makes me drink is the way so many are saying he seems like a Good 'Un.

    I guess NOT being a Nazi is a pretty low bar to clear.

  3. the cartoon text also works as "These nuts are assholes."

  4. It's like they got a taste of fascism during the Spanish Civil War and they never wanted to give it up.