Monday, April 22, 2013

A Few Thoughts On Corporations

You folks deserve truth, and I try to provide it, whether Bigfoot, the ascendancy of the Green Bay Packers, Kiss Sucks, or the state of the American corporation.

Trying to get ahead in a business is like trying to trim your toenails with a woodchipper - likely to be painful and ultimately futile. Sociopathy is welcomed. A record of selling your grandparents to Soylent Green processing plants shall vault you up the ladder, to assistant director of the subcommittee to develop the gender/tense of the third clause of the proposal to amend the mission statement for the planning group to redesignate the stockholder's equity subparagraph of the 2cd quarter 10-K release.

paleo, valuing his grandparents and choosing to honor their memory rather than turning them into yummy protein-based chocolate-and-brown-sauce-covered meal replacements, has achieved a certain tier of frustration today and needed to vent.

Thank you, your tolerance for grievance is appreciated. As is the Windsor Beverage company.

Tomorrow, I shall be peachy and trudge on, but right now? Poop.


  1. You could also try to start your own business, earning a living while also obtaining the satisfa-hahahahaahhhHhhHHhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH hehehehehehehheeeeeeeee.....

    dangint, I should have known I couldn't even type that with a straight face.

  2. You could also try to start your own business

    Tried it a few times, but in the end I decided I value health insurance. And food.

  3. "How to succeed in business without really lying."

  4. I'm having a pretty "poop" day myself. I hope someone out there in the vast world is getting on the drunk I wish I could have...

  5. Hey I saw a few of the dudes from your FIRST team down here in St. Louis. They seemed lost.

    I directed them to East St. Louis.