You folks deserve truth, and I try to provide it, whether Bigfoot, the ascendancy of the Green Bay Packers, Kiss Sucks, or the state of the American corporation.
Trying to get ahead in a business is like trying to trim your toenails with a woodchipper - likely to be painful and ultimately futile. Sociopathy is welcomed. A record of selling your grandparents to Soylent Green processing plants shall vault you up the ladder, to assistant director of the subcommittee to develop the gender/tense of the third clause of the proposal to amend the mission statement for the planning group to redesignate the stockholder's equity subparagraph of the 2cd quarter 10-K release.
paleo, valuing his grandparents and choosing to honor their memory rather than turning them into yummy protein-based chocolate-and-brown-sauce-covered meal replacements, has achieved a certain tier of frustration today and needed to vent.
Thank you, your tolerance for grievance is appreciated. As is the Windsor Beverage company.
Tomorrow, I shall be peachy and trudge on, but right now? Poop.
You could also try to start your own business, earning a living while also obtaining the satisfa-hahahahaahhhHhhHHhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH hehehehehehehheeeeeeeee.....
ReplyDeletedangint, I should have known I couldn't even type that with a straight face.
You could also try to start your own business
ReplyDeleteTried it a few times, but in the end I decided I value health insurance. And food.
"How to succeed in business without really lying."
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Nice. Win.
DeleteI'm having a pretty "poop" day myself. I hope someone out there in the vast world is getting on the drunk I wish I could have...
ReplyDeleteI think I shall mix myself a Manhattan!
DeleteHey I saw a few of the dudes from your FIRST team down here in St. Louis. They seemed lost.
ReplyDeleteI directed them to East St. Louis.