MN COUPLE QUITS JOBS, OCCUPIES NORTH SHORE RENTAL CABIN, DECLARES NEW COUNTRY
AUTHORITIES HELD AT BAY WITH OFFERS OF SCOTCH, CIGARS, GRILLED SPARE RIBS
"THE FLAG SEEMS TO BE A BLACK BANANA HAMMOCK. WE DON'T RECOGNIZE THE SYMBOLISM, BUT IT'S GOOD SCOTCH," REPORTED SHERIFF OLAF SWEDENWHATSITSSON
Actual TL;DR vacation post coming today or tomorrow. Work sucks.
UPDATE: This is not really the day for fake news flashes, humorous or whatever I write. The title of the post has been changed as well.
Human beings suck.
Human beings suck.
So are you on vacaion now, or back & suffering?
ReplyDeleteBack and suffering, had a great long weekend. I started one of my pages-o-drivel posts about it, and put out this placeholder/upcoming attractions thing. Which, while in itself was in perfectly fine taste, something headlined "Flash News - Couple Occupies Rental Cabin" was uncomfortable yesterday.
DeleteWhich also seriously pisses me off.
Some human beings are jackholes.
I wouldn't be too overwrought about your initial headline. To me, it seemed perfectly innocuous and not weird at all.
ReplyDeleteBut of course I am a Zombie of Very Little Brain, so your mileage may vary.
Bring on the pages-o-drivel.
But of course I am a Zombie of Very Little Brain
ReplyDeleteStarving, huh. What is teh food preservation technology level of Zombieopolis, anyhow?
They're coming tonight or tomorrow am.