Monday, April 15, 2013

No, Bullshit! Most People Do NOT Suck

My previous post, I said twice, for the record, Human Beings Suck.

 I am wrong.

 There are human beings who should choke on a bag of salted hammers:

  • The New York Post
  • Fox News
  • Matt Drudge
  • Pammycakes Gellar
  • Jennifer Rubin
  • The preachers who, tomorrow, will blame this on 'liberal Boston'
  • The NRA who, tomorrow, will claim that the only thing that stops a bad guy with a bomb is a good guy with a bomb
  • The republicans in congress who, tomorrow, will blame this on backpacks and video games and evolution
  • The rightbloggers who are even now claiming

1.) President OBlackMan did not say terrrrrists in his address
2.) ?????
3.) Prophet!

  •  And especially, the rotten horrid subhuman sonuvabitch(es) what did it 

All these people long ago forfeited their place at the big kids table.

 But, most people do NOT suck.

  • The cops who who rushed to the scene to help when all was chaos and the stability of the situation was clearly in question
  • The EMS personnel who rushed to the scene to help when all was chaos and the stability of the situation was clearly in question
  • The bomb squad personnel who rushed to the scene to help when all was chaos and the stability of the situation was clearly in question
  • The marathoners, of all ages and religions and colors and orientations, who rushed to the scene to help 
  • The spectators, of all ages and religions and colors and orientations, who rushed to the scene to help 
  • The people offering places for the runners and families to get grounded and locate friends
  • The people lining up to give blood and supplies
  • The people all across the United States praying to their respective deities for grace for the victims
There are no real knowns yet and won't be for some time, nature of the beast. Note the respective size of the two groups. I think the good guys are winning. 

Dear Bad People,

Fuck you.

Love, paleo

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  1. syrbal/LabrysApril 16, 2013 at 12:58 PM

    Yes, like you, I do hope all kinds of fuckitude happens to those responsible. The media deserves to be whipped with noodles rather undercooked. The guy in NYC saying he would be happy to be cavity searched ...THAT in response to the bombing in Boston? HE needs to have a pressure cooker PUT up his ass.

    But yes, always the heroes who get mentioned the very last...the hate and violence sells better than potato chips.

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    1. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 16, 2013 at 3:55 PM

      wait.

      How would cavity searches have prevented the Boston dealie?

      Of course, being in NYC he should be in convenient walking distance of several locations willing to give him cavity searches, all he wants. Heck, some of them might be willing to do it for free.

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    2. Rev. paleotectonicsApril 16, 2013 at 4:35 PM

      Heck, some of them might be willing to do it for free.

      Hell - put an ad in the Village Voice, he can get paid for it.

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    3. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 16, 2013 at 6:07 PM

      I am in favor of waving my private parts at the terrissts by snarking about the pee-yer-pants crowd. Also, going about my business.

      As such, it will be business as usual at the Empire. Hate, angst, self-pity, music, and lack of posting.

      Which, it must be acknowledged, would be the response if I WAS going to freak out, so I think I have covered my bases thoroughly.

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  2. Rev. paleotectonicsApril 16, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    whipped with noodles rather undercooked
    If I get to throw 50 pound bags of flour at 'em, I'm good - excellent call!

    the hate and violence sells better than potato chips.
    "If it bleeds, it leads" is lazy journalism and so very popular, whereas analysis of chained CPI is difficult, needs a lot of footprint, and will never be an easy read, although an informed populace would then put pitchfork sales through teh roof.

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    1. Syrbal/LabrysApril 17, 2013 at 12:12 PM

      I did rather mean uncooked noodles IN 50 gallon drums....

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 16, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    No, Bullshit! Most People Do NOT Suck

    Objection. I present the Entire INternet in rebuttal to this assertion.

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    1. Rev. paleotectonicsApril 16, 2013 at 3:00 PM

      Admittedly, you make a powerful argument, sir. Yet, I stand by my statement.

      Don't worry, this sunshininess in the face of bloody stupidity will pass soon. Probably within 5 mins of BBC tonight.

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    2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 16, 2013 at 3:12 PM

      I saw a youtube comment that didn't suck.

      But I'm saving it for a blog post, maybe.
      ~

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    3. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 16, 2013 at 3:58 PM

      this sunshininess in the face of bloody stupidity will pass soon. Probably within 5 mins of BBC tonight.

      Yeah, I wasn't that thrilled with the latest Doctor Who either. Except for David Warner with his 80's new wave obsession. "Did Ultravox break up??!?!" LOL

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    4. Rev. paleotectonicsApril 16, 2013 at 4:32 PM

      ITTDGY - I KNEW IT! TEH END TIMES!!!

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