Sunday, July 14, 2013

My $0.02, Re: Florida

I've been sucky at the bloggish thingy,

I've ridden past Snowden. SNAP/teh Ag Giveaway To Worthless Rich Assholes Bill. Boating stuff, basement stuff, personal stuff. Music stuff. A young beer connoisseur, OBS, posting Flight 666 - Iron Maiden was my band, still remains one of my three. ZRM embarrassing the Milwaukee J-S with Summerfestblog. The forsaken, useless, dead (intellectually and, well, given the drought...) wasteland called Texas (an old hibernian word meaning "Nuke it from orbit"). A lot to say, but stuff.

Gotta interject on this a bit, quickly, though...

I'm sure these exact words have been written somewhere, but Imma rewrite them, credit them to whomever you wish.

It's open season on any Others. Anyone not a white guy with a 9mm penis is a target. The Republicans have had a refreshing taste of blood, and they do love it so. Hoverrounds everywhere had a spring in their, umm, wheel? Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity looked deeply into each others eyes, and expressing the love that hath no name, ordered Ann Coulter to read Ayn Rand to them.

Zimmerman, having won an ALEC issue, is suddenly going to find himself very popular and very lonely. Popular because he will be a FoxBot in 3..2..1... Lonely because, I don't know, he just doesn't seem to fit in at the country club. Well, maybe the greens crew.
Gretchen Carlson: "Thanks, Jorge, and we'll be looking to see your debut with H-h-h-eraldo H-h-hrivera on Fox Latino!...And..cut!"
sotto voce: "Now get him off my stage, goddammit, I have standards, and you're scarring my grandmother!
American justice system? I've read a couple legal analyses, primarily at LGM, stating that, on the legal merits, it was likely the right verdict. I respect their legal opinions, certainly I am not a lawyer, and also certainly, they are trying to be dispassionate and comment on the case as it actually took place. 

I, however, would add 'goddammit', and also 'bastards', a sprinkling of 'motherfuckers', 'fuck it', 'fuggit', 'syphillitic whores', and an 'if this is justice, fuck it, we motherfucking bastards are at the mercy of the 27% society, the syphillitic whores who vote for these soulless gun-worshipping cowards, goddammit I hate republicans.'

Not entirely on topic, but somehow appropriate, not too many words would have to be changed:

12 comments:

  1. ZRM embarrassing the Milwaukee J-S with Summerfestblog

    Thanks, man.

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    1. Really excellent Z. I enjoyed the shit out of it.

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    2. Imma keep the music content going. As I see, it is now day 19 of Summerfest.

      Friday musical spews are likely.

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  2. Popular because he will be a FoxBot in 3..2..1... Lonely because, I don't know, he just doesn't seem to fit in at the country club. Well, maybe the greens crew.

    Ain't that the truth. I think he'll speak at CPAC next year, then move out to Arizona where he'll become a boil on Joe Arpaio's ass, the anti-Latino Latino who allows the racists to claim that they aren't motivated by race.

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    1. I think he'll speak at CPAC next year

      The coaching job they'll have to do on him will make the (failed) effort to make Sarah Palin look, ummm, reasonably human seem like peanuts.

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  3. Bottom line: If Martin had been a white kid, Zimmerman would not have followed him and ended up killing him.

    And if he had, the police would not have shrugged their shoulders, let Zimmerman go, and ignored the crime scene until days later when there was a national outcry.
    ~

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    1. That goddammit set of Georgie's lawyers? "Well, if the races had been reversed, charges never would have been brought."? What. The. Fuck. Martin would have been in jail, and when the cops found out who Zimmerman's dad was, Martin would have had an 'unfortunate suicide'. Absolute bullshit.
      Also, Georgie's brother - stone fucking cold Klansman. "I know that the (ni-clang) gangsta wannabe was out buying drugs or guns. George was right!"
      Really, these people are worse than Georgie. Georgie is just a stupid little shit who got to realize his lifelong dream of killing someone and getting away with it, giving him masturbatory material for the rest of his life. He'll do it again when his Foxfame ends, he'll need that jolt/affirmation, and someone else's blood will be on the system's hands (I include the prosecutors - I really don't think their hearts were anywhere near this case). His brother, father, ALEC, and his lawyers, who went far beyond their constitutional requirement to represent him to the best of their abilities to FUCKING GLOAT, are scum who deserve to be up against a wall.

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  4. See, I've just been posting random music crap because thinking about all this other serious shit for long enough to form a coherent blahg post out of it just ruins my day.

    Fuckit, I'm just gonna take another vacation day or ten and go hang out in the woods by a creek with my dog and some beer.

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    1. just don't get the three mixed up, or you'll drink your dog, pee in your beer, and pet the creek.

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  5. I need kitties. How come it's so hard to find kitties on the Internoodles?

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  6. I need something hilariously funny just to lower my blood pressure; which is normally not high at all. Because I was pissed enough to start with; hearing that idiot juror talk about "how THEY live" while claiming no racism just about made me a Cuchulain-art-poster-replay.

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