Trying to get ready for work, paleo, proud owner of a slight ankle sprain and wearing a strap-on... ankle brace, is tying laces. Not in a huge rush, but a task must be accomplished.
Queen Maisy, sacred diva bitch cat of the Paleo household, is not going to allow that procedure to go unencumbered, and so latches on to the laces, hanging on for dear life.
paleo: "Goddamit, you have pieces of string, fake mice, and catnip widgets everywhere, and this is what you have to play with?!?
Mrs. paleo: Laughs
Life is good...