Thursday, May 2, 2013

LeRoy Butler Is Handling This Much Better Than I Would

A common public belief is that the Green Bay Packers are untouchable in Wisconsin. It is pretty much Truth In Television. Weddings, school events, parties are scheduled around or on game days. Priests wrap up the 10AM mass with a prayer for the offensive line and no later than 11:00AM.
There was a marriage in my extended family of a cousin who, at that point, had spent quite a bit of time in California, and was marrying a CA guy. They scheduled the wedding and reception on the weekend of deer opener and on a weekend when the Packers played the Chicago Frogmolesters - at most weddings in Wisconsin, there is a dollar dance for the bride, the chicken dance, smack your glasses with plastic silverware to see the bride and groom kiss. This one, there was a distinct smell of doe estrus and a plethora of jerseys and arguments over whether Don Majkowski was really merely the best quarterback in the NFL or if Lindy Infante should be beaten with a tire iron.

LeRoy Butler was a several time All Pro and member of the Packer Hall of Fame, leader of the secondary, started the Lambeau Leap. He would be expected to be an Untouchable. He was to give a talk against bullying at a church in Wisconsin this summer. However, he offended Gawd, who promptly afflicted his family with plague struck him with lightning sent zombie nuns with torches and Rulers O' Righteousness made teh pastor cancel on him, kids don't need no encouragement against bullying from no hell-going-to gay enabler. 

"Congrats to Jason Collins"

Oh, LeRoy, I haz such a disappointment, that is virtually an instruction manual for recruitment of vulnerable young men into a fabulous lifestyle of being perhaps treated as human instead of, oh, I dunno, being bullied? 

Peeples iz dumbass.


  1. whether Don Majkowski was really merely the best quarterback in the NFL

    To be fair, we drink a lot up here.

  2. To be fair, we drink a lot up here.

    Not to mention, enthusiastic.

  3. To be fair, we drink a lot up here.

    Wait a minute... you live in Yonkers?

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  5. I've had a couple weeks wherein I've been largely inspirationless. That's why I'm all over SN today, attempting to find some mojo and a damned idea.

  6. So, the Vikings dusted Kluwe. I feel better, not having to respect them in any way.

    1. Not that I did much before.

      And of course, Kluwe is handling this much better than I would. It does seem to be a legitimate football decision, to the tune of about a million dollars a year, but a lot smelly - not even given a chance to compete? "Oh, we are releasing him now so he has a better chance to get on with another team - it's best for him"? No, that would have been releasing him before spring camp, or the draft, before every team still has one and two Ps on their rosters already. Wevs, he's a good guy, I feel better too.

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