Sunday, January 20, 2013

By Request Of A Certain Humanitarian - Teh Bar Area

I have been the target of an inquiry regarding the basement remodel, from a fine young man apparently of the belief that I keep stocks of Sailor Jerry's around, unlikely unless they have a single malt, but at any rate, to re:

Where in da fudge/basement is the bar and the beer sign?


The bar has yet to be designed fully, just a couple conceptual thingies - it will incorporate a dorm fridge, it will move easily for cleaning due to teh kitties and their habit of apparently going bald two or three time a day, and it will not be a wet bar, do not want to eff around with additional plumbing.

The beer sign? Perhaps (neon) Leinies Summer Shandy? One of the old-style backlit Guinness Signs? Don't know yet, there is an ear to be played by, I'll take ideas...





11 comments:

  1. Imma send you a Sprecher sign as a bar-warming gift.

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  2. it will not be a wet bar,

    slacker.

    I designed a house for a friend, he put a whole BREWERY in the basement.

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  3. Imma send you a Sprecher sign
    W00t!!1!
    Atchally I oughta send my sister to New Glarus, get a Spotted Cow sign

    I designed a house for a friend, he put a whole BREWERY in the basement.
    My buddy is a pretty good brewer, won some local stuff, made a mead from maple juice that was amazing but he was drunk and no notes exist. I saw an old church for sale in Elmwood some years ago, thought it would make a great brewery, Alice's restaurant style. Plus maybe haunted? One could only hope...

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  4. What the hell?

    Before your zombification, of course.

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  5. I saw an old church for sale in Elmwood some years ago, thought it would make a great brewery

    Worked for all those Belgian monks!

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  6. I would have spilled a drink in that area already. Do you not recall my pictures of deck construction, wherein I installed a drink on the drink rail before there was actually a complete deck surface?

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    1. My drinks don't stick around long enough - they're the wind, baby, no one gets them.

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    2. There is a certain amount of Irish in me, mostly Deutsch but some Irish, enough to know the Irish school of thought that when you die, you are dipped into a barrel containing all the alcohol you've ever spilled. If you don't drown, you get to go to heaven.

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  7. I respond to letters from the DCCC with extreme hostility.

    I keep reading this as expressing your hatred toward Angus Young's band.

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    1. I'm still waiting for AC-DC to do a free-form jazz odyssey.

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