30 degrees below zero Kelvin, with a windchill of are you fucking kidding me. Warrmmm.
Okay, a little bit of meta-news. I've added an email account to the blog -
simplelittleelectrician@yahoo.com
- for personal questions, electrical questions, pharmaceutical questions, metaphysical questions, go ahead.
If you feel a need to blast me, make it funny and it gets it's own post.
If you're trying to sell me siding, expect a string of expletives, a shortage of commas, and a biological impossibility or two.
Yeah, your request to contact you via email left me hanging. I finally found an email buried in the depths of MY blog, but then had to make a drink, and then there was... well, more drinking, and so the whole thing kind of went by the wayside.
ReplyDeleteNice footgear, not as nifty as my zombie slippers, however one of the feet I am currently sporting is WAY too big to fit in. Think Geek has to adjust their footle sizing, dammit.
Duct tape.
DeleteIf the women don't find you handsome, etc. etc.
On the other stump, if UofM ever gets their shit together and admits that Young Zombie is JUST THEIR TYPE, I will be able to have an excuse, for a few years, to drive up and hang out in MPLS and First Ave and drink with you and Snag.
ReplyDeleteI'll bring my drinking horn.
DeleteNice footgear, not as nifty as my zombie slippers, however one of the feet I am currently sporting is WAY too big to fit in.
ReplyDeleteONE of them? Ewwwww...
Dig the slippers. I have a hard time buying shoes- if they made EEEEE, I'd buy EEEEE shoes... as it is, I have to buy EEEE in a size one step larger than my foot length. I'm sporting 12 EEEEs. I inherited the width from mom's side of the family, and the length from dad's side of the family. Make of that what you will... heh heh.
You're a frigging duck.
DeleteGo up to LeBron James after a tough game and offer him your Coke.
Deleteno, but really, I have some nice siding samples out in my car...
ReplyDeleteYou're like one of those Persian rug weavers - there has to be one little imperfection (no siding, for example) on your creations to show humility.
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