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San Francisco Salamander Molesters at teh Atlanta Falcons
Jim Harbaugh, affectionately known by his college and pro teammates as Ol' Douchenozzle, directs his 49ers against Matt Ryan and the Falcons. Harbaugh, the fratboy cobag who invented buttchugging and lucked into Colin Smackayackanick, has an uphill climb in Atlanta against the quietly efficient Birds, but this should be a very entertaining game. Falcons with the home field advantage, 34-31.
Baltimore Ravens at the New England Patriots
Bill Belechick, affectionately know by his players and the rest of the NFL as Ol' Satan, holds the field against the Ravens, led by Ray Lewis, known by the Baltimore PD as Ol' The One That Got Away, playing his final season. Lot of intensity on the Baltimore sidelines because of that, but Ol' Lucifer wins going away, 31-14.
The Super Bowl Matchup: Patriots - Falcons
Thus it has been written, so say we all.