Look. I'm aware that we are likely to get slapped today. We have more than our share of issues, including a temp head coach (OK, it is Alvarez...), and Stanford is a legitimately good team, and very strong against the run. I'm not overjoyed, but I'll live.
But, for FSM's sake, please, could someone get BRENT GODDAM MUSBURGER THE HELL OFF THE TV AND PLANET?
Ignore the fact that he is a monstrous racist.
Ignore the fact that he permanently has the taste of Notre Dame's junk in his mouth.
Dear Mr. Musberger;
It is WIS - consin. WISCONSIN. There ain't no easconsin, you dumbass 15th degree inbred, so where do you get wes-consin?
You are a motherfucking hack.
Love,
paleo
Also, he looks like a Spitting IMage puppet.
ReplyDeleteNot lifelike enough.
DeleteAlso, his hands are a completely different color from his face. His melon is mostly pink and tan, like an actual human, while his hands look like Emperor Palpatine's skin.
ReplyDeleteBionic head with a malfunctioning pronunciation chip?
DeleteHell.
ReplyDeleteit was a pretty good game though. One tipped-ball interception....
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm actually fairly happy, but I think we did enough to have a chance to win...
DeleteLGM had an interesting discussion on Alvarez double-dipping to get paid for coaching, even if it turned out that he deferred his main compensation during the period and the money came from Bielema's contract buy-out...
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