Look. I'm aware that we are likely to get slapped today. We have more than our share of issues, including a temp head coach (OK, it is Alvarez...), and Stanford is a legitimately good team, and very strong against the run. I'm not overjoyed, but I'll live.
But, for FSM's sake, please, could someone get BRENT GODDAM MUSBURGER THE HELL OFF THE TV AND PLANET?
Ignore the fact that he is a monstrous racist.
Ignore the fact that he permanently has the taste of Notre Dame's junk in his mouth.
Dear Mr. Musberger;
It is WIS - consin. WISCONSIN. There ain't no easconsin, you dumbass 15th degree inbred, so where do you get wes-consin?
You are a motherfucking hack.