Lunch. W00t!1! Lessee, ham sammich, chips, fresh pico de gallo, thanks sweetheart, what to read. Ummm, Raw Story?
Wow. Holy dammit. My peachy mood has improved so much stuff and stuff...
Idiots Found At Sea. Shorter: Government bad abortion bad gays icky let's take our children to the island nation of Wherethefuckoa. Lost at sea for 3 months? shockhorror. The moment that the US taxpayer-funded flight hits US soil, I want those children in the custody of, well, really, anyone has got to be better than the Swiss Family Mouthbreather. Then send the parents to a place they have earned - the belly of a shark. I don't care if it's in Seaworld, I'll buy the PPV.
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Another Coward With A 9mm Penis Shows How Neat Gun Culture Is. Shorter:The 8 year old kid was carrying Legos, do the math. You fucking drama queens with your metal genital replacements - follow this man's example, swallow a bullet. Skip the whole kill a kid thingie, plz. Hell, suck a tailpipe, killyerselfwithfire, I no longer give a shit, just go away permanently. You all, so pants-pissingly terrified of your own shadow, or Skittles, or 8 year-olds? Take some goddam initiative, hide from them as effectively as can be imagined. Useless gits.
Alternative Cowards With 9mm Penises Show How Brave They Are. Frappacinos can give you a helluva ice-cream headache, but don't worry, these warriors will protect you. I am, in truth, somewhat surprised that none of these gimps were carrying an AR-15 in Newtown - that's usually how they roll. Inbreds.
Man With Sourdough Culture On His Head Opens Mouth On National TV Again. Ted Cruz should not be president. He is not right, in any sense of the word. I don't mind him being humilerated, makes me happy. As to his eligibility, I don't know anything about what the hell Trump is talking about (some controversy? I'll look it up later) and am not too terrified, I mean, even if he is an evil foreigner he is, somehow, more, umm, normal than President Obama if'n youknowwudImeannIthinkyoudo. {/birfer} No, fuck Ted Cruz and the corpse of Joe McCarthy he rode in on. My point is, how in the hell does this gaseous conman get on TV anytime he likes to fart at America? What editor/producer says at the Friday morning meeting, "Ratings are down, we are trying too hard to inform the electorate, and I got a quick fix", and can we try him for crimes against humanity?
Shit, need more music.
Turd Cruz? His poppa is a Cuban. So if Trump the chump is to be consistent, he should need to see Cruz's LONG FORM birth certificate also.
ReplyDeleteAnd as I understand it, the Cruz-holes lived in Canuckistan for the first few years of Turd's life.
ILLEGALS!!!
Trump's gotta grift, though, and without being in front of cameras, the grift evaporates and he will need to declare bankruptcy again.
Ah. Excellent. The day will come when we judge a grifter by his grift, or a tea-partier by his teabagging skilz. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed whom.
DeleteReligious nuts cruising aimlessly around the Pacific? You KNOW they were hoping to awaken Cthulhu!
ReplyDeleteAlready done, he just moved his tentacles to the top of his head and called himself 'Rand'.
DeleteCruz-Missile 2016!
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Idiots Found At Sea.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest part is that no one missed them. FOR THREE MONTHS.
Also, I believe you are legally required to post the video for "Six Months In A Leaky Boat" when posting about these nimrods.
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DeleteThe tsunami of stupid season.....see this is why I am post-impaired. I can't type from under my bed...
ReplyDeleteGet a notepad w/o keyboard, much flatter.
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