Sunday, May 24, 2015

Just A Few Brief Words On The Duggars

I'll admit it, I am taking pleasure in the hammering of the Duggar empire - those parents are filth, and dangerous. And yet, even in my schadenfreude, watching that sick fuck JimBob and the manipulative 'doormat' Michelle twist, there is a lot of anger:


While Josh Duggar was certainly old enough to know right from wrong, and needs so badly to go to jail, he was also young enough that this was likely to be a learned behaviour. Given the number of pedophiles (twice since you let JoshBob walk? Really? You jackal!) in their life, how can you discount the possibility that the only lesson JimmyBob failed to teach Josh was how not to get caught? JimBobby was well-versed enough in the law to know 'now that authorities are aware, cover-up until the statute of limitations is passed.' (This Defamer article breaks things down pretty completely.)

Now, I know the children won't even get those basic protections, because Arkansas. I know Josh and those subhuman parents won't be going to jail, because it's nice to have friends. I know those kids, especially the 4 girls, and the 5th from outside the family, won't get therapy, because fundamentalists. I know that even if they tried to get heavy counseling, but were unable to pay for it because they have no jobs, no schooling, may be illiterate (I'm sure JB ain'tn't too concerned that wimmenz learn any sort of ciphering), and have no social skills, they could get no help with it, because Republicans.

This is fucking tragic. No one is paying attention to those girls, least of all the parents or their religion of love. No one would be paying attention to the case at all were it not such a well known family. And no one pays attention at all to the other, countless, hell, often unreported, cases of child abuse and child rape.

Two other brief things.

  • To answer the charge that this is just a liberal roasting Christianity: 

Fuck you. Like most Americans, the vast majority of my acquaintances are Christian of some flavor or other. (As it happens, I work in the field of IT/content provision, and see perhaps more religious diversity in the workplace than many, but still, metric shit-ton of Christians.) My father's side of my family consists of quite observant, generally conservative Catholics. As I quite openly believe in any number of loonacidal beasties and ghosties, I can hardly discount the possibility of greater powers and greater intelligences. (The magical hirsute sky-gnome concept, that watches you, judges you, and if you molest a kid you can ask to forgive you? Not so much.) These Christians in my life are generally decent people, tolerant of other cultures to one degree or another, but unlikely to raise flame and pitchforks if a gay Muslim environmentalist public-school supporter were to move into the neighborhood. (Some of them would gossip up a bit...) I know better than to argue theology with them, but wevs, live and let live, here, Uncle Greg, have another brat.

Dominionists, on the other hand? Evil, dangerous, theocratic, traitorous, monsters.

  • When articles of this sort (please, dear FSM, read TBogg) began cropping up earlier this week, I made the argument that 'every right-whing politician in Washington ran to have a picture taken with a pedophile.' 
I received some pushback, 'they had their pictures taken before it was known he was a peodophile.' Initially, I accepted the pushback, my writing may be hyperbolic but I try to be accurate. Well, now I'm pushing back. Look at teh timeline and links on that Defamer article.
- It was an open secret by 2006 that this dude fiddled kiddies. -
People knew this in 2006. 9 years ago. Prior to these political Tiger Beat layouts. POLITICIANS HAVE STAFFS TO VET THESE ACTIVITIES. These were not fan pictures because ohhh that Mitt Romney is so adorbs, these were pictures politicians chose to have taken with a famous and visible Family Research Council representative, pictures then promoted by the FRC as proof of their 'access'. So now, I will flat out make this accusation.
Either you did not vet JoshyBob because famous christian, or you vetted him, found this stuff, and decided that you didn't care because famous christian. Either is sufficient evidence that you do not belong near public office.
I have a great idea. Help those girls and jail the abusers for many long times. Then help every child living that particular hell and jail their abusers for many long times.

Then, and only then, and this had better not take longer than a couple weeks, a lot of people need help NOW, join me for a flame and pitchfork party, let's chase every decaying Dominionist bastard out of the U.S. before we lose the U.S.


  1. Elsewhere, I proposed that the kids be relocated to a more wholesome environment.

    Like the Osbournes...

    1. The answer is to change the parents' names to something more Middle Eastern; then it would be no time at all before people were demanding drone strikes to obliterate their morbid, exploitative culture.

    2. Z, I'm okay with that. The Osbournes are arguably nuts, especially Sharon teh Shark, but they seemed to be decent parents. (Obvs, I could be entirely wrong, as I do not subscribe to People.)

      Smut, get the kids out first, I hope they can be saved. Then nuke the hell out of the parents and Wee Lil' Innocent Snowflake Joshy.

    3. Child Support are too busy intervening against parents who let their kids walk home from the park, or otherwise encourage their independence. No time for christianist child abuse!

      I was amused by today's news... Jim-Bob Duggar's election platform (from 2003, when Josh was still getting caught) included the plank that "Rape and incest represent heinous crimes and as such should be treated as capital crimes”.

  2. The people railing against LGBT rights are a bunch of freakish perverts. On look at Ireland's vote on same-sex marriage, and you know that most Christians really want to be compassionate and tolerant.

    You're right, Dominionists gotta go!

    1. Love the Catlikker Churchs' response to Eire - "Why can't we get our message through?!?"

      Well, cuz it's a dumb message, and you have a history of physical, mental and my god sexual abuse there. So shut it.

  3. Notice how the right wing nuts and the freakazoid Christianists are mostly concerned about poor Joshy and Ol' JimBob?

    No concern to be expressed for the girls, or as Paleo points out, the rest of the kids. Who's got a five spot to bet on the old man being a pederast as well?

    1. Too many pedo's in this family's life. We need the old man's computer to a forensic investigator, stat.

  4. Paleo, I know you need to watch your BP, but here is a horrorshow of right wig defenses of the diddlers:

    Notably, STILL no actual concern for the victims. How very Christian and Looking-after-your-brother-or-sister....