This Is Malfeasance? Seriously? Hush, Stupid Person.

On New Years Eve, as the Sweetie and I watched Holidays*, CNN did some sort of broadcast that unfortunately did not involve

• sacrificing Seacrest to a shambling mound, 
• mincing him in a Magic Bullet one small part at a time
  

• anything else fun.

However, it would seem that we missed one Mr. Don Lemon, hack extraordinaire, getting his Cuervo on. And getting his ear pierced. At the behest of one Ms. Kathy Griffin, who at a minimum should be on Mt. Rushmore. He did retain some control, as apparently he mostly remained standing, and only pierced his ear, as opposed to Dremel-ing a superfluous hole in his schwanzstuckë and calling himself Prince Albert Lemon.

As 2017 casts its fate to the loonicidal bedwetting inbreds, or as I like to call them, teh Orange Shitgibbon's base, the fecal circus started with a beaut: One Soledad O'Brien decided that this little vignette was "a very low bar for credibility."

Errr. Ummm, Sole, please to be looking at links following this request:

• Reporters visit Mar-a-Lardo off the record for Rimjob Finals. Place your bets - Dancing David Gregory? Wall Street Journal?

• The man who has never answered all the questions about Lori Klausitis, and his mistress, getting their due desserts from the 13 month fluffing they gave The Syphilitic Tangelo.
• And, of course: “But it is better for the news because the ratings will be better. There is so much controversy going on with it.” This would be Lemon really upholding journalistic standards.

But a guy getting groovy, and snarky, looking for a nice guy to mack on, on TV, with Kathy Griffin, is a journalistic lowpoint?

Go 'way, now, ma'am.

*I would advise you watch as well, with a lack of chemical goodness in your bloodstream because Holy Gigafuck Jesus Bunny!