F&%#k 'Em Bucky!

Wonderful Wisconsin sports weekend!

Badgers whomping the Gophers, Montee Ball for the win, 38 - 13. Packers bitchslapping the Rams, 30 - 20 (and it wasn't that close, St. Losers had some stuff in garbage time...)

Open letter to this girl's parents,

Dear Parents of Cool Lil' Chick,

Good job!

Love, paleo

Bestest commercial ever!

Ann Coulter, Living Fail

Read this from Deus Ex Malcontent

I've been as guilty as other in the past of using constructions such as Mann Coulter, and it's wrong, I know, from and to anyone, especially from someone who considers himself very LGBT friendly. Particularly given the fact that she is a truly horrible human being, no core principles whatsoever beyond self-aggrandizement and the Ann Coulter Memorial Yacht Fund, perfect BFF for Windsock Willard, I should be capable of stating my case against her without resorting to prejudiced nonsense.

So, in that spirit.

When you get to hell, say Hi to Breitbart, Cheney, and Falwell. And many members of the Bush Family. David Miscavige. That shrieking moron on CNBC.  Norquist, Ryan, and Greenspan throwing rose thorns and bukkake videos at the feet of your namesake, Ayn Rand. Soundtrack by Beiber.

Hey - you've finally made the A list!

The Simplest Argument

Let's face it, I bleed Green and Gold, but I have a Viking that I can't help but cheer for.

Chris Kluwe, genuine stand-up dude and truly human being. Yer doing good, man.

Your Daily Jackhole

An Open Letter:

Dear Sir,

I must say your green Explorer stood out in traffic this morning, size of a small country, Eddie Bauer package (so cool, much cooler than me), I can only assume you had the GPS rockin', KQRS Morning PeristalsisShow being humorous at you, probably a rabid lifelong Vikings fan until yesterday (but we'll see next week!) and your window cling, rear window,

I'm Compensating For Your Hybrid

damn dude, I want to hang out with you!

What is it with a certain breed of people, let's call them, 'conservatives', or 'righties', or 'teabaggers', that is it so damnably important to be an asshole? What's the matter with maybe being a little kind to Mother Earth? Some people do need SUV's, its true, and I'm fine with that, although I suspect yours has never seen a road rougher than a Sam's Club parking lot. Go ahead though, have the SUV, it's your right, you can pay for the gas, I drive a small truck and need the hell out of it, couldn't do my life with a Geo anymore. But is your little dick measuring comment really necessary? Compensating is right.

Love, paleo

Normal People Don't Do This

Damn boss, you are crazy-awesome.



At breakfast, watched this live, as a lunacidal Austrian, Felix Baumgartner, rode a balloon to 23 miles in the air, subspace, jumped from 23 miles in the air, sub-space, to emphasize, 23 DAMN MILES, UP, and fell to earth, including a 4 minute 19 second freefall at over 700 miles an hour.

Slow clap, captain, slow clap!

Remodel Bloggling Weeks 6 And 7

It's been a couple busy weeks, 2 weeks of MEP rough-in, but especially E(lectrical), given my tendency to want to hit every item on my wishlist, Sweetie's wishlist, any-damn-thing else I could conceivably conceive of.

And you know what? Pulled it off. Last Tuesday and Wednesday had the full slate of rough-in inspections, getting the goathead.

Thursday, insulators.
Friday morning, drywall. Srsly, the whole damn place in under 4 hours. !!!. The general contractor has frequently been the usual thorn that GCs are, we have complaints but have had resolution (so far). But their crews, my god, their crews, are amazing! Oh yeah, Friday afternoon, first course of tape and mud done. Also. !!!.

Just have a little video tour here, the narrator's voice is me. (Can you believe with that croak that I sing like an angel? Really! background laughter Hush, sweetie! My blog!)

laughpushhootowww This is Sweetie! - my husband is ins- woman!shuffleshufflebackspacetypetypebackspacechecktehvows

Ahem. Video.

Ahem. Blogger is suckage in plaid underwear, and will not allow the loading of video from my own naked lady machine. So, I guess there is now a paleotectonics youtubes channel. Let's try this again.

Ahem. Video.

Sunday Surrealism

Loves me some Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister!)

And Helllooooooo, Nurse!