Well, yeah, gotta have standards. The only time I'll cheer for a devastating earthquake is when the Bears play at Dallas. The only time I'll cheer for Sportscenter is after Berman is convicted for crimes against nature with a tape recorder.
It's an affliction peculiar to Wisconsin - bleed green and gold, anytime you hear the song Jump Around by House of Pain you pray in the direction of Montee Ball, and make fun of FIBs*.
Imma still gonna hope he shanks his kicks when the Packers play them.
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah, gotta have standards. The only time I'll cheer for a devastating earthquake is when the Bears play at Dallas. The only time I'll cheer for Sportscenter is after Berman is convicted for crimes against nature with a tape recorder.
ReplyDeleteYou bleed green and gold? You should get that checked out!
ReplyDeleteIt's an affliction peculiar to Wisconsin - bleed green and gold, anytime you hear the song Jump Around by House of Pain you pray in the direction of Montee Ball, and make fun of FIBs*.
Delete*Fuckin' Illinois Bastards