On three. One...Two..
BIRTH CERTIFICATE. UMMM, GATE. AND STUFF!
Sorry, I just get so excited.
Via Think Progress, we find Congressman Cliff Stearns
fellating validating a terrified old white person's fears about President Obamaoogabooga. Fresh on the heels of Sheriff Joe "What Sexual Assault Crisis" Arpaio of Arizona declaring that a crack investigative team of Birchers Arizona volunteer patriots has determined the birth certificate provided by the president is "such an incredible fake that we can't tell that it's not real, so QED he's a Muslim", the Florida Congressman assures his constituents that their fears are not groundless, but it won't do any good to impeach because it will make him look like a fool they don't have the time before the election, so just vote him out.
Of course, as the 2016 election comes around, they'll be promising to impeach Pres. Obama in the future, to invalidate this whole dark (SWIDT) era in our history.
I admit fully, I am not Pres. Obama's biggest fan. He is way, waaaay over to my right side, without, of course, being insane. But really? After three years of no white concentration camps, no gun crushers rolling through the neighborhoods, of having Rick Freakin' Warren deliver the invocation at his inauguration, and we are still gonna have to deal with bed-wetting xenophobes for the next 8 months?
FSM save us!